D.E.B.S. (2004)

Meagan Good: Max

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Quotes 

• Max : Who's your best friend?

  Amy : You are my best friend.

  Max : And what did I say to you the very first day at the Academy?

  Amy : "That's my bunk, bitch."

  Max : After that.

• Mrs. Peatree : [to herself, very upset]  Treason! Obstructing justice? We're going to be the laughing stock of the intelligence community!

  [whirls from fireplace to Amy] 

  Mrs. Peatree : I'm going to send you so far away that luxuries like toilet paper and diet coke are but a distant memory.

  Max : Mrs. Peatree?

  Mrs. Peatree : Is someone speaking to me? Because that would be very ill advised.

  Max : Mrs. Peatree, this whole incident can no doubt be a source of embarrassment for the academy, and you, right?

  Mrs. Peatree : Have I *not* been speaking English?

• Janet : [Dominique, Janet, and Max are locked in the bank vault. Max is banging on the vault door with a crowbar, and Dominique has lit up a cigarette. Janet looks at her horrified]  Please don't smoke! Please?

  [looking annoyed, Dominique takes a drag and blows smoke dismissively in Janet's direction] 

  Janet : [to Max]  Tell her not to smoke!

  [looking more annoyed, Max rolls her eyes and walks toward Dominique] 

  Janet : Guys! There's not enough air and soon we're going to be faint on the floor, and the only air left in this room will be toxic!

  [Max takes a cigarette from Dominique, lights it, and takes a deep drag which she lets out. Janet, very distressed, approaches the two of them waving her hands] 

  Max : This is bullshit!

  Janet : This could not get any worse!

  [Spikes come out of the ceiling and the ceiling slowly lowers toward them] 

  Max : See? Trap.

• Max : Janet! Wake up! We got a lead on Amy!

  Janet : [to herself because she knows Amy's with Lucy willingly]  Oh, God!

  [jumps out of bed] 

  Janet : Oh no no no no no no no...

• Max : It's a trap.

  Amy : Whatever.

  Max : Hey! Look. Creepy shadows. No bad guys in sight. Confined space! Trap!

  Amy : Why are to you giving me such a hard time? Do you think I can't handle it?

  Max : No I *know* you can't handle it. You wouldn't know formation kappa kappa gamma if it bit you in your forehead.

  Dominique : [acknowledging that this is not the best time for Amy and Max to be fighting]  We are going to die.

  Amy : [to Dominique]  No.

  [turning back to Max] 

  Amy : As your senior officer, I'm ordering you to secure the vault, soldier!

  Max : You're "ordering" me?

  Amy : Yeah!

  Max : [gets gun ready]  Fine!

  Amy : [they run in - nothing seems amiss]  There! That wasn't so bad. I think you guys owe me an apology-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

  [falls as trap doors opens beneath her] 

• Amy : What I said to you the first time we met?

  Max : "High-protein diets are overrated."

  Amy : [trying to be patient]  After that.

• Max : [to Amy]  I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.

  Janet : [under her breath]  Perfect whore!

• Scud : What the hell?

  Janet : I couldn't stop them!

  Scud : [pauses]  You look nice.

  Janet : Thanks.

  [pauses] 

  Janet : What?

  Max : [to Janet]  What are you doing?

  Janet : [to Max]  Nothing!

  [punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious] 

  Janet : Sorry!

• Max : If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.

  Lucy : [smiles]  Deal.

• Amy : [looking at Lucy through binoculars]  Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...

  Max : What?

  Amy : Real.

• Max : I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.

  Janet : [incredulous]  You too?