Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) User Reviews (185)

For the women of Europe... The price of love just got a a lot cheaper.

[Lady_Targaryen · 6/10 · 24 April 2007]

Deuce Bigalow lost his wife, who died from a shark attack. In Europe, things are pretty bad,since a serial killer is killing the European gigolos. Deuce is called up by T.J., his former pimp, who invites him to come to Amsterdam where T.J. is living and also pimping. When T.J. is wrongly taken as a whore-men serial killer, Deuce joins the gigolo's association trying to find the true identity of the murderer and clean TJ from the jail. Things becomes even more difficult when Deuce falls in love with the beautiful Eva, who becomes one of the suspects to be the serial killer.

''Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo '' is funny, yet a silly movie. It is very good for a sequel, that are usually boring compared to the first movies. Many of the funny themes from the first movie are present in this one, but this movie has more black humor and offensive jokes then the first one. If you don't take things too serious and remember that this is a movie, maybe you will have some fun like I did. I really liked Amsterdam being the scenario for this movie, and the lead character Eva is extremely cute and beautiful. ( I also loved the coffee shop scene!)

Better than expected

[matrix_1004 · 6/10 · 15 November 2006]

I didn't really have any desire to see this movie, because of all the negative reviews that I had read. When I was told that I could pick an older movie for free because I was renting a new release, I looked around and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo was sitting right there, so I grabbed it.(hey, Rob Schneider has always been cool with me) When I sat down to watch it I had low to no expectations, because I heard that the movie was pretty terrible, but to my pleasant surprise, it wasn't that bad. They got me to laugh out loud quite a few times within the first couple of minutes and it continued throughout, I found that the story was actually interesting (for this type of movie), and I enjoyed the characters. The female lead, Eva, is gorgeous and hot, while sweet and innocent at the same time. I thought she was Anna Farris from the picture on the back of the DVD, and was slightly disappointed to find out it wasn't her, but I really enjoyed Hanna Verboom, my new celebrity crush.

I can do without Eddie Griffin and all the filth, which is on display rather frequently in this movie, but for some reason, I almost didn't mind it here. I didn't find that it was the "How many times can we use the F word in 90 minutes"-athon like 40-Year Old Virgin and other films are. Although they do over use the whole "gigolo" verbiage. I mean, are we suppose to still be laughing about it after 2 whole movies filled to the brim with words like "man-whore", "he-bitch", etc. being spoken every other minute?

I honestly cannot understand why this movie is panned to the level that it is, with some people calling it the "worst movie ever made". It is actually pretty good for a cheap, crass, comedy. Be assured that you can do a lot worse, if you do decide to check this film out. It was much better than I thought it'd be, and from what I can remember, it was at least on par with the first movie.

What did you expect?

[walkdog262 · 6/10 · 7 February 2006]

All right, so this isn't Oscar material. I don't think any movie with "Deuce Bigalow" in the title is going to claim award buzz. But there were a few belly laughs in a short 80-or-so-minute picture. The women were hot. Some were nude. And come on, you wondered how many variations of "man-whore" and "peruvian volcano" the writers could come up with. This isn't a great movie, but it was decent. And that actress who played Deuce's love interest - wow! Get her in Playboy! Six stars. No, it's probably not worth that many in the grand scheme. But for what this movie was trying to be, it deserves six. Sit back and watch while drunk/stoned. You can't beat Adam Sandler's production crew for pure gross-out humor and, of course, Rob Schneider. Whatever happened to "The Sensitive Naked Man" and "Spontaneous Orgasm Guy"? Man, if SNL only had stuff like that nowadays.

Avoid this like my mom's cooking

[jdfincola · 1/10 · 13 August 2005]

This was a horrible film...not that the first one was great, but damn, this was bad. Being in Amsterdamn and being high off your @ss would be the only way this movie could be enjoyed. This is Rob Schnieder's worst film, and with a body of work that includes The Hot Chick and The Animal, thats saying a lot. The jokes all fall flat. Most are tired rehashes of the previous film, tall lady, cursing lady is now OCD lady, etc. The only things that are actually funny are also absolutely disgusting. For example, the penis-nose spraying cum all over people when she sneezes...not funny, just plain sick. Also, the penis-nose falling into the throat hole of another woman...thats just wrong. I love these kinds of films, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Billy Madison, Mr. Deeds, etc., but this is the worst thing I've seen since "Head of State". AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

Deuce Bigalow 2: Don't bother

[wmgoat · 1/10 · 14 August 2005]

In 2 words: Don't Bother

I didn't go into this film looking for Citizen Kane, but looking for some laughs, as well as the usual off-color humor. What I didn't expect is the baseless ridicule of handicapped people.

I saw a film that had poor acting, inept sexual humor, worn-out roles, and overall, an immature plot that got worse as the movie went on.

Deuce Bigelow (Rob Schneider) travels to Europe to avoid the police after his invention causes havoc with some dolphins and blind senior citizens. What a great way to start a movie: blind people getting mangled by dolphins!

Duece tries to assist his pimp friend TJ (Eddie Griffin) who is falsely accused of being a serial murderer, gets mixed up with the Inspector's daughter Eva (Hanna Verboom) who has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disease) and is put up for ridicule each time she has a seizure. Its supposed to be funny, but misses the mark completely and makes fun of those that may be effected by this disorder.

Many of the "jokes" were just plain wrong. Leave out the Penis-nose and the throat hole. If these are the only things funny that you can find to write about, do us all a favor and go away!

In the end, Duece saves the day by finding the bomb which is slated to destroy all the members of the Man-Whore Society.

My rating: 2 stars out of 10

At least the popcorn was good, and the theater was air-conditioned. And I'm thankful that I paid matinée prices to get in. It's not worth full-price admission.

A steaming stream of pure, unadulterated waste.

[worldriot · 1/10 · 9 August 2005]

Every scene of this film was the near equivalent of a rusted staple being shoved underneath of my fingernails.

Is this what Sandler is reduced to producing? Is this what Schneider is reduced to performing? Watching him unleash his patented bug eyes in yet another dim-witted, poorly scripted piece of toilet-fodder was not unlike watching a hamster running on a wheel for a treat or attention. This is Rob Schneider saying "Look at me! Pat me on the head, everyone! I can do a trick! Can I have my treat now?"

So wretched...I am actually in the process of developing a memory-erasing technology to forget I was ever exposed to this toxic filth. Of course, if I do that, I may inadvertently go and see this rubbish again, and while my mind may not remember the pain, my soul will surely die an agonizing death.

Just writing about it, giving it this much of my time and attention after all it has already taken from me, makes me feel unclean.

I need a shower.

Made in Holland and Made for Holland

[MarcNL · 7/10 · 20 February 2006]

Some of the comments here about this movie say that this movie is depicting the Netherlands wrongly. Drugs, prostitution and naked weather(wo)men. How crude!

I think this movie is a cute spoof on the Netherlands. Of course we don't have naked weatherwomen (unfortunately), but indeed we have coffee-shops which are very much unlike Starbucks, and although the legal status of prostitution is vague, it's not prohibited in certain areas in the country and indeed the prostitutes do pay taxes and have a health care plan. So in a sense it's true, albeit a bit over the top - for amusement value.

The movie shows some nice areas of the country, like the windmills, old cobblestone streets and canals. And it has a huge slew of famous and not-so-famous Dutch celebrities, which actually makes this movie fun to watch for a Dutchman! In fact, I think Dutch moviegoers would rate this movie higher than an American would do, as the latter might not get the tongue in cheek humor depicted within. Americans may even be offended at how the war in Iraq is mentioned by a Frenchman, and the aggression against people waving an American flag, sending out a political stab by Mr. Schneider.

There is much eye for detail, like the shirts Deuce is wearing, or the fact that he calls Eva 'ay-va' as the Dutch would do, the fun with the street name ('Nieuwezijds Voorburgwal', notorious in Holland for its red-light district) and the names and phone-numbers in the little black book (DVD freeze frame).

So, being Dutch myself, I found this flick pretty amusing!

PS. the cover of the Dutch version DVD is much more appropriate, showing an Amsterdam pavement divider post ('Amsterdammertje') instead of the Italian (!?) Leaning Tower of Pisa.

First movie-good. This movie-bad.

[felinelime · 1/10 · 12 August 2005]

If you liked the first Gigolo movie because it was fun and sweet, don't waste your time or money on this one. It is neither of those things. I was somewhat embarrassed to be seen leaving it because of the oh-so-un-funny crass jokes (bad ideas taken too far to be funny) and foul language. I had walked in looking forward to the same fun and entertainment that I had experienced with Deuce Bigalow in the first one, and I think many of you movie- goers are in for the same huge let-down from this flop. If you are really into the "college boy - crass, un-funny sexual jokes and bad language" type of movie, then you'll love it.

Shutdown Your Brain and Start Laughing

[claudio_carvalho · 7/10 · 13 November 2006]

After an accident with dolphins and elders on a beach, the clumsy fish tank cleaner and former gigolo Deuce Bigalow (RobSchneider) is invited by his pimp friend T.J. Hicks (Edie Griffin) to travel to Amsterdam where he is presently living. Once there, T.J. Hicks is wrongly taken as a whore-men serial killer. Bigalow joins the gigolo's association trying to find the true identity of the murderer and clean TJ Hicks. Meanwhile, he meets the gorgeous Eva (Hanna Verboom), and while dating her, he suspects that she may be the wanted killer.

"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" is politically incorrect, rude, gross but also hilarious and extremely funny. There are many jokes with the stereotype and clichés of the behavior of Americans, Dutchmen and Europeans in general. The wonderful Amsterdam is mostly shown in the prostitution area of the Red Light Zone District and some bars where the consumption of drugs are free. There are many jokes also with the behavior of tourists. This movie would be never nominated to an Oscar, but deserved the "Man-Whore Award". This movie is a great entertainment for non-conceited people that accept jokes with stereotypes and like this type of humor. Otherwise, do not spend your time. My vote is seven.

Title (Brazil): "Um Gigolô Europeu Por Acidente" ("An European Gigolo by Accident")

funniest parts were in the trailer...

[dslanderville · 1/10 · 4 August 2005]

I just got back from the screening.

I was in a good mood going into it. This movie ruined it.

I wanted to laugh and have a good time with a first date. My date and I tried our best to get past the script and plot and acting shortcomings, to no avail.

I wasn't a big fan of the first movie, although, it was semi-entertaining. The sequel is about half that. I smiled 5 times throughout the movie. Basically, every scene when he first meets his John, or Joan, if you will.

Spoiler-- The movie would be watchable if it would have stayed with the premise - An ugly-funny-gigilo. Instead, it introduces a serial murderer sub-plot and gets carried away. Compare it to- "Dude, Where's My Car" introducing the aliens.

I viewed it with 22 other people who had about the same reactions I did. A comment I heard on the way out was, "They showed us every funny scene in the trailer."

I just watched the trailer for the first time and would have to agree.

Catch it on video in two months when you want a movie you don't have to pay attention to...

This movie is hilarious

[tobeyisliving · 9/10 · 28 July 2022]

Today is the first day I've ever watched it & it's already up there as an all time favorite. I was born in '96 & all of my favorite comedies seem to be Sandler & his friend's movies as well as that era. I haven't seen anything released in the last 5 years that was this funny. This is some original comedy & it's genius. Is it a bit cheesy? Of course, but the way it's done is incredibly funny. The script had me laughing out loud many times & I haven't done that for awhile so it was refreshing. This is some free speech, original, anti-woke, over the line hilarious stuff. This is the type of comedy my friends laugh at & used to always laugh at growing up & it's just not displayed like this anymore in modern movies. Hope this kind of comedy comes back! Deuce is the man!

I learned how to do a "Portuguese Breakfast"!

[mario_c · 7/10 · 14 February 2008]

DEUCE BIGALOW (or "Deuce Not So Big Below" as he was called in this film! Lol!) is back, this time to be a "man-whore" in Europe! This sequel of DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO is pretty funny too, but even so, I think the first one was a bit more hilarious. But this one is very comical either.

I especially appreciated the part when they explain how to do a "Portuguese breakfast"!... I'm Portuguese and I've never heard of that (because it's just a joke, of course!). Maybe I should try it someday! Lol!

It was also nice the portrait of Amsterdam done in this movie, because it's too exaggerated, but it really must be what Americans think of Amsterdam I suppose! The scene where the cop is lightning TJ's joint, at the coffee-shop, or the scene where this guy says that the truck full of Marijuana that he's driving is to his daughter's birthday party, which is going to make 13, are hilarious and are hyperboles that clearly prove that exaggeration I mentioned.

Once again Rob Schneider does a great job in this funny and entertaining movie.

This is the worst movie I have seen in the past five years

[airlee-2 · 1/10 · 13 August 2005]

This is a terrible movie, the very worst I have seen in the past five years and I attend at least one movie each week. This movie will win the Razzie award for Worst Movie of the Year, if the Razzie people will even consider it. It is so bad that they might not even consider it.

The movie is gross, most of the time without being funny, and just a really poor movie. I am amazed that Happy Madison Productions and Adam Sandler would put their name to such a lousy movie, especially when the company has done some pretty good stuff in the past.

I sure wish I had read some reviews of this movie before I paid my hard-earned money for the tickets. I could have seen Dukes of Hazzard.

I am warning you. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS MOVIE!

DEUCE BIGALOW: European GIGOLO Is a Loser

[seaview1 · 2/10 · 12 August 2005]

Rob Schneider has been an amusing comic from his days as cast regular on TV's Saturday Night Live. His only real success was a modest one, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, and now he returns to that character several years later. The results are disastrous. In the tradition of terrible comedies such as John Goldfarb Please Come Home and Which Way to the Front, this R-rated entree is trouble from start to finish.

Deuce Bigalow takes up where he left off as a jinxed widow who travels to Europe to join his pimp friend, T. J. Hicks (Eddie Griffin), who gets in hot water as a mistaken prime suspect in a series of murders of gigolos or 'man whores' as they call themselves. Deuce explores the European world of these men and even interviews the last women to see the murder victims alive. This sets up an amusing series of dates with women who have unusual physical attributes. At the same time the police are investigating the crimes, Deuce runs into and falls in love with a beautiful woman, Eva (Hanna Verboom), who is afflicted with a multitude of behavioral ticks due to obsessive compulsive disorder. She is also the niece of the lead detective on the case who has a grudge against these 'man whores'. The story leads to the Man Whore Awards as Deuce races to save the day while the murderer has planned a final deadly act.

That sums up a simple, silly plot that is flawed in script and execution. The director (who is heck is Mike Bigelow, a pseudonym?) and a committee of writers don't give the story or the lead actors a chance to succeed. What's worse is that the skills of most of the people involved appear amateurish at best and may have been reedited and cut severely during post-production. Indeed, the transitions are at times jarring and sloppy. Billy Wilder, Preston Sturges, and Ernest Lubitsch are rolling in their graves.

If only the screenwriters had trusted their story more and sprinkled the jokes sparingly, the film would take on a more structured and involving comedic romance. Instead, what we get is literally toilet humor of the worst kind and repeated gags that are gross and intellectually void of brain matter. It's one thing to have bawdy sight gags and vulgar humor which can actually spice up a comedic romp like Animal House or American Pie, but the jokes here are terrible to begin with and inserted at awkward times as if the filmmakers didn't trust the material and threw in the kitchen sink, albeit a dirty one. It's saying something when the Farrelly brothers (There's Something About Mary) have more class in any given scene of their comedies than all these jokes put together. A missed opportunity is Schneider's character falling in love with Eva. It is perhaps the only half-way decent thing the movie has going, and it is never fully developed. It does try to be good hearted and at times there is a glimmer of a decent scene only to be undermined by a sick punchline.

Schneider tries too hard at being funny and seems like he is forcing the jokes which makes it even worse. Griffin fares scarcely better in a cardboard role unworthy of his standup talent. Only Verboom fares adequately as Eva, and she is perhaps the only nice thing about the film. Not even the cameo/bit roles by Saturday Night Live alumni Norm MacDonald, Fred Armisen, and even Adam Sandler can bring life to the proceedings.

It is best to avoid Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo at all costs, and unless you have nothing better to do with your free time, it is still best to sit in a corner and stare at a blank wall; you will be far more entertained. Run for your lives!

Wow, it really was that stupid

[Smells_Like_Cheese · 2/10 · 5 September 2007]

Every once in a while, I love to have a "non-thinking" movie, a comedy that doesn't require for me to look deeper into the plot or anything. I figured since I saw the first Deuce Bigalow movie, I would give the sequel a shot. I had heard bad things about it, but I figured it might not be that bad. I watched it this afternoon, actually I was laughing throughout the beginning. I'm very serious, I was starting to think that people were just hating the film because they didn't like Rob or something, but then the film took a big turn. It turned into really immature and lame 7th grade jokes once again like the first one. Fart jokes? I mean, seriously? How much have we grown up? Not to mention that the ending just totally fell flat and Rob did a terrible job of acting. The story was also a bit over used and just a rip off of the first Deuce Bigalow film.

Deuce goes to Amsterdam to find his old friend, T.J. His wife is dead, and for some reason he is still carrying her prosthetic leg with him introducing it. T.J. asks Deuce to join the gigolo's again and to go undercover now that they are being murdered. T.J. is mistaken for the killer and that he's also gay, so Deuce is going undercover to prove T.J.'s innocence. But he ends up finding another lady with a bit of a problem with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but that doesn't stop him from falling in love with her. But he has to make sure that he finds this killer before he ends up being murdered too.

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo was just a silly attempt at trying to make some money, because while there were still a couple laughs here and there, this still was a lame film. A lot of the jokes were over used and incredibly immature. I wouldn't recommend this movie for someone who is over 12 years old, just because that's the kind of humor that's in it. Another funny thing is that I know that this was just a movie, but I'm American, and I was just offended for the way they handled the Europeans and how they are. But I guess I've just grown past this humor, I'm sorry, I just couldn't find this film entertaining.

2/10

Another sequel - another failure

[euroman1970 · 3/10 · 14 August 2005]

Here comes another sequel to a classic comedy Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. If anybody ever wanted to see an 80 minute penis joke, then this movie is definitely for you. The first film which came out about 4 years ago gave us a new concept and introduced us to the most memorable characters. In fact, it is one of my favorite comedies. In the sequel we learn that Kate has been eaten by sharks (what a terrible way to kill off somebody) and that T.J. is working in Amsterdam. Somebody is killing off all male gigolos in Amsterdam one by one. T.J. calls on Deuce to help him find out who is the serial killer by becoming a man-whore decoy. From the very beginning to the last minute of the movie virtually every line contained a penis joke... While some moments are funny, they are very repetitive and at times offensive. If you watch many scenes carefully, it looks like the whole movie was done in front of the blue screen. This film is another proof not to make sequels of great films.

Funnier,but not as good as the first.

[kirk-246 · 7/10 · 11 June 2009]

I loved 'Deuce Bigalow:Male Gigolo.'Even though the sequel was much funnier than the first,I can't admit that it was as good as the first.Sure,there were more funnier moments in it,but the first had more potential.The plot is basically the same as 'Male Gigolo',only it takes place in Amsterdam.Rob Schneider and Eddie Grifin return to their same roles as in the first.Rob Schneider plays Deuce Bigalow and Eddie Griffin plays TJ the man-whore.So you can tell that there's a good cast in this movie,since those are the only actors that I know in the movie.There's more gross-out humor and inappropriate dialouge than the first,which basically keeps the movie flowing.

Bottom line?This is a worth-watching comedy that fans of the first movie will enjoy.

Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad The worst movie in years

[hcreeve24 · 1/10 · 20 August 2005]

Here is what the people who are writing the good reviews of this movie, fail to see about those of us who hated it. I didn't hate this movie cause I am a prude, in fact I loved the first Deuce as a kind of stupid cult classic, but this movie may be crude but it isn't very funny. That is my gripe with it plain and simple I go to comedies to laugh and I didn't laugh the jokes were just plain dumb. The main problem with this flick is it doesn't know where to stop. Spoiler The Russian girl with the male body part for a nose was kinda funny, but once she started sneezing and blowing you know what all over the room, it ceased being funny and became gross. As if this girl blowing "manly" fluids all over the room wasn't sick enough it had to land in someones soup and then that person had to eat it. If they had left the joke alone, maybe this movie would have been watchable but there are a billion examples of this kind of joke scattered throughout this miserable excuse for a movie. The movie tries to give him a good love interest but OCD just isn't a funny concept, watching a woman beat the hell out of herself just isn't funny. Spoiler The scene when they are on the roof and one of the man whore academy and TJ the pimp has to fart is just stupid, it is like they wrote a premise and desperately tried to come up with a joke. Snider is better than this, because the little weasel can be quite funny. Eddie Griffin can be funny too but this script is such a lemon that no one could save this movie. You could have cast Rodney Dangerfield, Groucho Marx, Billy Murray, John Belushi and every other comic legend you can name in this film and it still would have sucked royally. Anyways you get the drift but do me a favor and don't watch this mess it makes Showgirls look like art, and please Rob no more if this is any indicator of where this franchise is going please just keep the next one where it belongs inside you mind and no where else.

Very funny, despite weak story and some immature jokes.

[philthedyl · 7/10 · 22 August 2005]

This movie was very funny. Despite the fact that the story is a little simple, generic, and weak, the movie contains non-stop jokes that will make you laugh, whether you want to or not. The movie does contain some immature humor, like the occasional fart joke, however, they are still funny. The movie also has quite a bit of creative humor. Eddie Griffin is a very funny part of the movie in a hilarious performance. This is a simple movie meant for no other purpose than to make you laugh, a purpose which it does a very good job of fulfilling. Do not treat it like a drama. It is a comedy and therefore it does not have to make perfect sense as long as it is funny. This is definitely worth seeing if you want to laugh and enjoy crude and simple humor, such as in a good Adam Sandler movie(an old one, the new ones suck) or a good Farrely brothers movie.

Possibly the worst movie ever made

[orionjoseph · 1/10 · 14 August 2005]

I picked this movie over Fantastic 4 tonight. That was possibly the biggest mistake of my life.

The movie starts with a Gigolo murder, but obviously the whole plot is eclipsed by horrible and gross jokes.

Deuce ends up in Amsterdam where DJ (or is it TJ) is doing a hydraulic thing with his boat, what the hell? So then they get to the thing about Pot being legalized. Duece get's high and ends up on nibbling DJ, who is trying to prove he's not a homosexual, but fails each time.

So when DJ is seen looking at the "package" of a killed gigolo, he is accused of being the killer, and extremely gay, this happens a lot at an annoying level.

Deuce then has to prove him innocent, and thus ends up seeing all the girls that the killed gigolo's dated.

Up first is as I quote "Deuce BigGEST LADY I'VE EVER SEEN". She makes him dress as a baby since she can't have kids, psychotic AND stupid.

Then Duece meets the daughter of the "Cheif Inspector" who reacts to objects cause of a disorder.

Next is a girl who must smoke a lot cause she's got a hole in her throat. Here you see some of the sickest jokes ever. At a restaurant, she blows out the smoke through the hole, and when she drinks the wine, it comes out of the hole, and Duece has to plug it, and then she hiccups, and well it took me all my effort to NOT vomit.

Then is a girl who's mother worked at Chernobyl, and she was born with a penis as a nose. Another sick joke is that it get's erect, and ejaculates when she sneezes.

Eventually DJ get's arrested and we discover that the "Inspector" is the killer. He wants to kill the Gigalo's cause they are destroying Hollnad (as this happens 3 Canadians urinate), they also made him accidentally destroy his penis.

So then Duece has to stop him, which he does. At the end, the girl with the dick-nose trips and her noes falls into the smoker-girls' throat hole. Not only is that disgusting, but it's taken right from Sienfeld. (oneo f the programs there is "Naked Seinfeld") So in the end, this is horrible. Save your money.

Don't even get the DVD

Why don't people think this is funny??????????????

[tbyrne4 · 10/10 · 11 March 2006]

Deuce Bigelow 2 rocked!!! It made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in a long long time. Eddie Griffin is the KING. The guy is incapable of being bad. Period. I know a lot of people panned this because it was gross or offensive or went "too far" or something. Whatever! What kind of comedies are you people watching??? I can only guess a lot of TV so you can't handle the gross stuff. Do yourself a favor: stop watching television!!!! It's sanitized garbage!! It will only rot your brain!!! I thought this movie was hilarious. I loved it!!!!!!!!!!! I love irreverence and anything that goes over the line (which this does, frequently).

This movie RULES rules RULES rules RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baaam!! feel my p hand!!... ha-ha, so bad that it's good...

[Lovechild_77 · 7/10 · 14 March 2006]

I will not even bother to tell this movie's story because it really doesn't matter. What does matter though is that this movie can be so damn funny if you're in the right mood, after 4-5 beer or so that is. It's shameful to admit but this movie is actually funnier than the first one because it's so over-the-top. And this dutch babe is hot too. One of the funniest moments have Schneider make a speech in front of all the man heeers just to be thrown out of the window promptly. Another funny sequence is when Schneider and his buddy attend a Coffee shop.

With lines like "Kaizer, get back to your work" or "why is it called Space cake?" this movie is totally hilarious in all its stupidity.

One of the worst movies of all time but also one of the funniest!

See it and laugh your balls off! :D

Cute and likable despite being silly and politically incorrect

[Gordon-11 · 31 August 2006]

This film was about Deuce Bigalow in the liberal Amsterdam to find the killer of man whores. Through the process, he was in for some culture shock and some man whoring.

The plot was silly and very politically incorrect. There were plenty of gross moments, such as vomiting wine through a tracheostomy hole or eating chips submerged in the toilet bowl.

However, I did not stop laughing throughout the film because Rob Schneider was so funny. He gave Deuce Bigalow a cute and innocent charm which was important in making Deuce Bigalow likable. The film was good for some light and non serious entertainment.

insult to humanity

[JT7 · 1/10 · 16 August 2005]

sorry if i sound like I'm talking from every which way but i am writing this little comment just shortly after watching this debacle of a film. might i say that in my opinion this movie is crude, insulting, disgusting, humiliating, undignified and so on...in every way that brings down the human race..even going as far as showing that we are no better than animals or if not even worse. every second was another gruesome sex related joke being fully seen on the good IL' theater screen. the language was filthy with sexual innuendoes every other second, and the screen was trite with sexual content. Oh and the plot itself...beyond inane! if i wasn't there with my friend i would have left the theater about 20 minutes into the film. If that is all that rob schneider can do to attempt to make an audience laugh then he needs to give it up along with the writers and directors and just go into the porno industry if they are that obsessed with sex that much. ill be the first to say this comment wasn't very useful..but its my opinion on how low Hollywood has come or the movie industry in general...focusing about sex in a movie like this every second like we just invented it. if you have the slightest bit of decency in you.....DON'T SEE THIS FILM! thank you for reading this

F**k off

[duffyboy666 · 1/10 · 21 August 2005]

What exactly is Hollywood and it's resident cast of highly paid men and women trying to pull? Atrocious, worst ever contender movies are usually only released several years apart of each other. However since the turn of the millennium, we've had at least one or two movies per year that attempts to challenge Manos for the crown of worst movie ever!

In 2003 it was the loathsome vanity project Gigli. In 2004 Catwoman became the fall of Halle Berry. Now as we reach the halfway point in this decade, the spotlight falls on one Deuce Bigalow, by far and large, the surefire, shoe-in worst movie of 2005.

Do you remember a film that was compressed full of shouting, toilet jokes, pointless sick humour and downright deplorable? That's right Tom Green's Freddy Got Fingered. Basically my point is that we already have ONE movie like that. We don't need another one! But of course, the sick twisted people at Hollywood's creative department wouldn't listen to our pleas and once again the box office is infested with another summer sickener to rank with Batman & Robin, Star Wars Phtntom Menace et al.

I think I'd better point out at this point that this film is actually Mike Bigalow's first ever directing job. So talk about a fast learner! Maybe we've a new Hal Warren! Bigalow believes that combining toilet humour, foul language, bodily functions, awful plot and half assed acting will guarantee a major summer success.....right.

What Bigalow hadn't figured was that people would hate this kind of vile celluloid with a passion and begin calling for refunds, moments of their life back & probably not surprisingly, Bigalow's head! Rob Scheider (normally quite competent) ought to be hanging his head in shame after turning in this woeful performance. And it will count against him this time. Affleck and Lopez were slaughtered for ages over Gigli and Schneider could face the same backlash. His recent CV is starting to look blotted.

The rest of the acting is very poor and the dialogue and plot can only be summed up in two words. Bloody Awful. For instance in one scene, a man eats chips out of a toilet and smacks himself with a wooden leg, over & over & over until the viewer begs for mercy or falls asleep. How I long to see Tom Green whack his paraplegic girlfriend over the legs again.....ahhhh.

Deuce Bigalow goes up against 40 Year Old Virgin in the box office, another raunchy R-rated comedy in which the humour is based on a certain apprehensiveness towards female sexuality. However 40YOV treats the subject properly. Deuce Bigalow treats it with a disrespect of such magnitude, you feel like jamming sandpaper over your balls!

Deuce Bigalow is by a country mile the worst movie of 2005 and another harsh lesson that toilet humour doesn't wash anymore in this millennium. Freddy Got Fingered is so bad it's good. Deuce Bigalow is so bad it's soul destroying.

Do Not Watch This Film.