Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004 Video)

Jim Cummings: Pete

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Quotes 

• Pete : I didn't say drop a safe on her, you dolt! I said keep her safe!

  The Beagle Boys : Well, that's good, 'cause we missed her.

• Pete : [singing to the tune of "In the Hall of the Mountain King]  I was born to cheat and lie/I'm a mean, rotten guy/ when you ask me, why I'm nasty, here's my reason why/At that stork delivery, mommy screamed: "Woo is me/Such a dork, hey Mister Stork, behold my misery/Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob, Pete's a nasty, naughty slob"/Can in it sister, I'm the mister who will get the job/So I'm nasty, I'm no good, I'll be king, knock on wood/I'll impress you though I'm just a common lowly hood/ If you can't be loved, be feared/Don't get shoved, chickensh /Be the king, pull the string or else you might be speared/I'm so happy I could dance/Seek my chance, I'll advance/Come and cheer me, love and fear me/Pete's king of France.

  Pete : Evening trusted Lieutenant. Watch out for the bricks.

  Clarabelle : What?

  [get's hitten by bricks] 

  Pete : Come and cheer me, love and fear me/Pete's king of France!

  [speaking] 

  Pete : Why'd the music stop?

• Pete : [quoting the _"Mickey Mouse Club"_ theme as he throws Mickey into a cage]  Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be!

• Pete : I did it, Mommy! I'm king of all France! I feel like eating a snail.

• Pete : It's all over, Mickey, and you're all alone. And now with you out of the picture, getting rid of the princess will be easy as pie.

  [Goofy and Donald appear behind Pete] 

  Mickey Mouse : Wanna bet?

  Pete : That's a sucker bet.

  Donald Duck : [hits Pete over the head]  Yeah! You're the sucker!

• Pete : It's just you and me, Mickey. Mano a mouso.

• Pete : So long, runt. I've got me tickets to the opera. A little something called I just Can't Wait To Be King!

• Pete : Now listen, you yardsticks! I am sick and tired of your screw-ups! You guy are hopeless. I leave you for five minutes and I come back to a disaster!

  Mickey Mouse : Well, we were practicing our teamwork so that we could become good musketeers.

  Pete : [cracking up]  Musketeers?

  [laughs loudly and scornfully] 

  Pete : Oh! Mmm! That's priceless!

  Mickey Mouse : But we could work really hard and prove ourselves, Captain Pete. And then would you let us be musketeers?

  Pete : Well, there's three things wrong with that.

  [to Donald] 

  Pete : One...

  [Donald chickens out and hides in his hat] 

  Pete : You're a coward.

  [to Goofy] 

  Pete : Two...

  [hears a telephone busy signal] 

  Additional Voices : We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected.

  Pete : Oh! You're a doofus.

  [to Mickey] 

  Pete : And as for you, well, you're just too small! Why, I wouldn't have you yahoos as musketeers even if you were the last recruits in all of my beloved France! So, you won't need this.will you?

  [crumbles Mickey's hat into a ball] 

  Pete : Here, kid. Have a ball!

  [laughs scornfully again; to himself] 

  Pete : Have a ball, that's a good one!

• Minnie : [Minnie and Daisy enter the castle and are approached by Pete]  Captain Pete?

  Pete : [approaches them menacingly]  Bonjourny Princess!

  Minnie : [turns around and sees the Beagle Boys]  Where are my bodyguards?

  Pete : [laughs and throws a sack over Minnie and Daisy]  I'll be your bodyguard tonight sweet cheeks!

  Minnie : [climbs up the sack so her head is sticking out]  This is an outrage!

  Pete : No this is my nefarious plan to steal the throne

  [shows her one of the Beagle Boys disguised as her] 

  The Beagle Boys : Does this crown make my ears look big?

  [Minnie screams and Pete shoves her back into the sack and ties it shut] 

  Pete : [to the Beagle Boys]  You know what to do?

  The Beagle Boys , The Beagle Boys : Righty-o boss!

  [they open a trunk and Pete tosses the sack containing Minnie and Daisy inside and they lock it]