Lionel
Mr. Growbo
Mary
Mr. Bouillabaisse (as Larry Butler)
Agent Page
Willis
Stacy (as Rachael Bennett)
Bree (as Kelly King)
Glory (as Stephanie Medina)
Robert
Pillow Fight Sorority Girl
Brad
Lab Technician
Sorority Murder Victim
Grover
Agent Clap
Mike
Newscaster
Christy
Chest-Slash Victim
Drunk Man
Spraypaint Punk #2
Bum
Hillary
Extra
Mini Janitor
Office Employee
Dave
Thumb Victim
Agent Uno
Innocent Vomitting Bystander
Faith
Punk Rock Chick
Pillow Fight Sorority Girl (as Miranda Baldwin)
Frat Boy
Bass Player
Partier
Party Extra (uncredited)