Barber: Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Landlady: Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber: [Does martial arts routine] It's obvious I'm the one.
Landlady: [immediately punches him in the face] Don't think so.
The Beast: All I want is to kill you, or be killed by you.
Landlady: You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
The Beast: In the world of kung fu, speed determines the winner.
Sing: No more soccer!
Sing: [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely] What're you looking at? Never seen a free ice cream before?
[runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]
Sing: All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady.
[throws knife, knife richchets off overhang and gets Sing in his right shoulder]
Sing: Erg... Well, I'll let you try one.
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, accidentally throws backwards, gets Sing's left shoulder]
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing: Look, just take the knife, aim carefully, and throw.
Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, winds back to his right, kinfe sticks Sing in his left arm, handle flys off at Landlady]
Landlady: Who threw a handle?
Sing: Quick! Take this cage of snakes and throw it at her. The snakes will all bite, and our problem will be solved.
Sing's Sidekick: [takes cage, winds back over his head, snakes fall out the back of the cage all over Sing]
Sing: You idiot! Now what am I supposed to do?
Sing's Sidekick: Try whistling. I've heard that helps.
Sing: [whistes, two snakes bite him on his lips]
Sing: NO SOCCER!
The Beast: [Grabs pistol from brother Sum] Do they make these for men?
Brother Sum: [after dismissing Sing] A bum like that could come in handy.
Axe Gang Vice General: Who threw the firecracker?
Landlady: [to Tailor] What's with the red underwear?
Axe Gang Advisor: Let's kill them all and make this place a brothel.
Sing: Wow, that's a big fist!
Sing: Fat woman, you're in charge here, right?
Landlady: [takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it] Fat woman, my ass!
Sing: I'm with the Axe Gang!
Landlady: [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!
Landlady: [slaps him] Boss, my ass!
Sing: You have to pay our medical bills!
Landlady: Bills, my ass!
Sing: We're on the same side!
Landlady: Same side, my ass!
Sing: A snake!
Landlady: Snake, my ass!
[the Soccer boy accidentally kicks his ball to Sing, who does a number of tricks with one foot]
Soccer Boy: Wow, can you teach me that?
Sing: Sure, lesson ONE!
[pops the ball, the little boy starts crying]
Brother Sum: Don't block my view!