If I get so much as a scratch on this car, my dad will kill me.
[car blows up]
Your daddy gon' kill you.
I think I just swallowed Nemo.
[at a five-star restaurant with Rob]
I'm telling you, in my old neighborhood, gettin' crab is something totally different.
Hey girls, my name is Tracy and this is my boy here, Alex ...
Hot High School Girl:
Oh, my God, Rob Donovan is here!
[they run off]
It's okay. They probably had herpes anyway.