1-800-Missing (2003–2006)

Alex Appel: FBI Agent Janey Cooper

Quotes 

• Janey Cooper : Would you like a muffin?

  Jess Mastriani : Oh, my God!

  Janey Cooper : I make them myself.

  Jess Mastriani : You're dead!

  Janey Cooper : Try one.

  Jess Mastriani : I don't want a muffin!

  Janey Cooper : You have to be careful on this job, it could get you killed.

  Jess Mastriani : No, it *did* get you killed, you're dead!

  Janey Cooper : I'm not dead. If I were dead I wouldn't be able to look you in the eye and tell you, you are screwing up again.