Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. (2003)
Boman Irani: Dr. J. C. Asthana
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Quotes
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Dr. J. Asthana : May I ask what is happening here?
Murli Prasad Sharma : No!
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Dr. J. Asthana : Can I ask what is going on here?
Murli Prasad Sharma : Ask! Don't be shy, ask. Come on, ask!
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Dr. J. Asthana : Are there any questions?
Murli Prasad Sharma : Yes, sir... If a man is dying in the admission ward, is it necessary for him to fill our a form?
[a shocked Asthana dismisses the class, but the next day...]
Murli Prasad Sharma : Sir, I asked you a question yesterday that you didn't answer - can't you answer it today?
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Dr. J. Asthana : Mamu, he called me MAMU!
[Mamu means "dude" and/or "doofus"]
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Dr. J. Asthana : [Inquiring in his cabin how Sanjay Dutt made it to the Medical College] Sharma, Murli Prasad, Hari Prasad. 98.33 percent.
[Shocked]
Dr. J. Asthana : How ?
Dr. Rustam Pavri : [In a helpless voice, since he wrote Sanjay Dutt's entrance exam] How'd I know Sir.
Dr. J. Asthana : Yeah how'd you know. I want to figure out how the hell did he clear those exams.
[Starts laughing to control his anger]
Dr. Suman Asthana : Dad, it's ok. Why are you getting so excited ?
Dr. J. Asthana : [Furiously] I am not excited. Do you realise who he actually is. A goon, a BHAI, elder brother.
[Frantically]
Dr. J. Asthana : Wait, did he see YOU ?
Dr. Suman Asthana : Yeah he did.
Dr. J. Asthana : Did he recognise you ?
Dr. Suman Asthana : [laughing] Common Dad, he hasn't seen me in all these years. How'd he recognise me !
Dr. J. Asthana : [Kissing Gracy Singh's forehead] Thank God for you my child.
[Turning to Kurush Deboo]
Dr. J. Asthana : Rustam, come over here.
[shouting in Kurush Deboo's ears]
Dr. J. Asthana : NOBODY should know she's my daughter, is that clear ?
Dr. Rustam Pavri : Of course Sir. Be least assured.
Dr. J. Asthana : [In a frantic state to himself] Calm down. Take a deep breath and calm down.
