Mean Creek (2004) Poster


Ryan Kelley: Clyde



  • George : [upon learning why the others brought him to the lake]  You're a fuckin' lying son of a bitch, Sam! All right? And I hope you fuckin' go to hell.

    Millie : Don't make things worse, George...

    George : Shut the fuck up, Millie, you fucking stupid JAP cunt.

    Clyde : Sit down, George, you're out of control.

    George : Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah.


    George : And, and speaking of... dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Marty got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall.


    George : You know, I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first, but now? I like it.


    George : His daddy splattered his brains. All over the wall. His daddy splattered his brains. All over the wall!...

  • George : [George takes a bite of the sandwich]  Hmmm. Yum. Did you make these yourself? You'll, you'll have to give me the recipe some time.

    Clyde : It's peanut butter and jelly.

  • Clyde : [on Marty's proposal to bury the body]  We can't do that! It's nuts!

    Marty : That's nuts? Oh, it's nuts! No, Clyde! Going to prison and getting raped every night for the rest of your cute little fucking lives is nuts!

  • Clyde : If anything, it's a beautiful day.

    George : It smells like cherry blossoms.

    Millie : How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like?

    George : I know what they smell like!

    Rocky : Does anybody really know what a cherry blossom is?

    George : Duh, it's a blossom on a cherry.

    Rocky : I don't know. I thought it was a blossom all on it's own. What do you think, Marty?

    Marty : I think I'm bored as fuck.

  • Marty : What do you guys say we play some Truth or Dare?

    George : Yeah. Yeah, I love that game.

    Marty : Okay, let's do it.

    Millie : No, let's not. People's feelings always end up hurt when we play this game.

    Sam : Yeah, she's right.

    George : God, Sam and Millie are a couple of little wet pussies, aren't they?

    Marty : Clyde, do you wanna start?

    Clyde : I dunno. I'm kind of with Sam and Millie on this one.

    George : [pointing with his finger]  Pussy number one, pussy number two, pussy number three.

    Millie : Go ahead, Clyde. Start the game.

  • Clyde : [crying]  I'm sorry...

  • Clyde : [Marty holds a joint in front of Clyde's face]  What'd I tell you?

    Marty : You don't smoke herb?

    Clyde : Yeah, so get it out of my face.

    Marty : Faggot.

    Marty : [Clyde gives disapproving look]  Clydo, I'm just fucking with you, your not a faggot, all right? Okay? Fist bump? Fist bump?

    [Clyde bumps his fist] 

    Marty : All right zero kill.

    Marty : Besides, I like your dads, Clyde, I never knew any homosexual men personally until I met them, they're not so bad.

    [in mocking feminine voice] 

    Marty : Don't you think so Rocky?

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