Mean Creek (2004) Poster

(2004)

Trevor Morgan: Rocky Merrick

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  • Marty : Woo. Ah, ya... Nothing beats a good piss in the river. Except of course a good ole romping session of a stupid, ugly, dumb, pathetic piece of shit.

    Rocky : Yeah, about that - I wanna call it off.

    Marty : I'm not laughing.

    Rocky : Dead serious.

    Marty : You mean to tell me that you get me all juiced up over this, I steal my mother's car and come down here on a Saturday, when I could be at home, watching television? I'm out here on this river with a bunch of munchkins who are sober as hell and bringing me down... and now you tell me that we don't even get to do what we came here for?

  • Rocky : What are you going to do?

    Marty : I'm gonna drive to Mexico. What do you think?

    Rocky : I don't know what to think.

    Marty : Well if you don't know what to think, then you probably shouldn't be making decisions.

  • Jasper : What are the paddles for?

    Marty : We're going cow spanking.

    Jasper : Cow spanking? What's that?

    Marty : It's like cow tipping, only we spank.

    Jasper : Really.

    Rocky : Come on let's get this stuff and get out of here.

    Jasper : While you boys are out cow spanking, Kile and I are gonna go pussy huntin'.

    Marty : Good for you, Jasper.

    Kile : [smacks Marty in the head]  Hey, don't get sassy with my boy.

    Jasper : You ever been pussy hunting?

    [Kile holds a balloon up to Marty's face and squeezes it, so it looks like two pulsating balls] 

    Jasper : I didn't think so. You know how I knew? You got to have bait to catch one.

  • Rocky : Everyone else wants to call it off.

    Marty : Everyone else is a vagina!

  • Marty : Hey, you guys ever hear when Rocky and I were kicking out here? We got some poison oak on our hands.

    Rocky : This is a disgusting story.

    Marty : Anyway, so we're out here and we got some poison oak on our hands. With all the beers we were drinkin' naturally we had to take a piss. Now I don't know if you're hip, Millie, but when a guy pisses he has to hold his pisser in his hands like so.

    [Marty turns around to face Millie and uses both hands to hold a huge imaginary penis] 

    Millie : Thanks, Marty.

    Marty : No, I'm not finished yet. Next morning when we woke up we both had totally chapped rashin' nuts!

  • Rocky : You have to trust me on this one, Sam. I'm your big brother.

    Sam : But I don't trust you.

  • Clyde : If anything, it's a beautiful day.

    George : It smells like cherry blossoms.

    Millie : How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like?

    George : I know what they smell like!

    Rocky : Does anybody really know what a cherry blossom is?

    George : Duh, it's a blossom on a cherry.

    Rocky : I don't know. I thought it was a blossom all on it's own. What do you think, Marty?

    Marty : I think I'm bored as fuck.

  • Sam : You know, if we hurt him, we'd be just as bad as him.

    Rocky : We need to hurt him without really hurting him.

  • Rocky : Okay, I think I got one. Tie him to a tree, pour some honey on his face, and leave him there all day and night.

    Sam : Why?

    Rocky : It's for the bugs, so they get on him and bite him.

    Sam : No, we can't do that.

    Rocky : Why not?

    Sam : Well, what if a bear came along?

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