Mean Creek (2004) Poster

(2004)

Branden Williams: Kile

Quotes 

  • Jasper : What are the paddles for?

    Marty : We're going cow spanking.

    Jasper : Cow spanking? What's that?

    Marty : It's like cow tipping, only we spank.

    Jasper : Really.

    Rocky : Come on let's get this stuff and get out of here.

    Jasper : While you boys are out cow spanking, Kile and I are gonna go pussy huntin'.

    Marty : Good for you, Jasper.

    Kile : [smacks Marty in the head]  Hey, don't get sassy with my boy.

    Jasper : You ever been pussy hunting?

    [Kile holds a balloon up to Marty's face and squeezes it, so it looks like two pulsating balls] 

    Jasper : I didn't think so. You know how I knew? You got to have bait to catch one.

  • Marty : [pointing a gun at a bottle]  Kiss my ass, Mr.Shaham, kiss my ass, Mr. Estes, kiss my ass, Miss Johnson, kiss my ass, Mr. Rosenthal

    [fires and misses] 

    Marty : Shit.

    Kile : What are you doing with my shooter, twerp-face?

    Marty : Target practice

    Kile : It's 11 a.m. in the morning, for Christ's sake.

    Marty : Most people are doing cartwheels by 11, Kile.

    Kile : Aren't you supposed to be in school?

    Marty : Fuck school, I don't see you in school, and besides... you're not Dad.

    Kile : Come here...

    [shouts] 

    Kile : Come here!

    Kile : [pushes Marty's face to the ground]  You're right, I'm not Dad, Dad didn't hit as hard as me, I don't really wanna hear about Dad, understand? You understand?

    Marty : Yes.

    Kile : Now hand me my gun you little stupid, if you ever take this without my permission again you'll be sorry, you understand?

    Marty : Yes.

    Kile : Get it?

    Marty : Yes.

    Marty : [grabs bat and smashes the glass bottle]  Kiss my ass, Kile!

  • Jasper : What are the paddles for?

    Marty : We're going cow-spanking.

    Kile : What the fuck is cow-spanking?

    Marty : Well, it's like cow-tipping, except we spank.

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