The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Jessica Simpson: Daisy Duke
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Quotes
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Daisy Duke : You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.
Uncle Jesse : That's why we love ya, honey.
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Luke Duke : [while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse] Well, now, I guess the party's over.
Boss Hogg : Dam right it is! As long as I'm the County Commissioner in the great State of Georgia, you two are gonna rot in the penitentiary. Cuff them!
Daisy Duke : Excuse me, Rick Shankley? I believe the governor has a statement to make.
Governor Jim Applewhite : I do?
Daisy Duke : Yes, sir. You were going to tell everyone about how these boys are heroes for saving Hazzard County.
Governor Jim Applewhite : As everyone knows, I have always been a great friend to the environment, and these boys are environmental heroes!
Uncle Jesse : And you're going to pardon them for all of their crimes, huh?
Governor Jim Applewhite : Moreover, as Governor, I hereby pardon these boys for any and all offenses against the great State of Georgia. Go 'Dogs!
Uncle Jesse : Governor, I want to thank you for pardoning me too.
Boss Hogg : Pardon you for what?
Uncle Jesse : For this!
[Uncle Jesse punches Boss Hogg in the mouth]
Governor Jim Applewhite : Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too!
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Daisy Duke : They planted a still on our farm.
Pauline : They *planted* a still? Why would they have to plant a still?
Daisy Duke : 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.
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Cop : What seems to be the problem, sugar?
Daisy Duke : I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.
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Daisy Duke : [Daisy walks into the sheriff's office wearing a very revealing bikini] Enos?
[leans in very close to him]
Daisy Duke : where's Boss Hogg holding Uncle Jesse and Pauline?
Deputy Enos Strate : Uh, out at your farm.
Daisy Duke : Thanks, Enos.
[gets up and walks off smiling]
Daisy Duke : That's got to be a new record.
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Daisy Duke : I was just walking by, and I saw your car in the garage there. She's real sexy.
Billy Prickett : Well, thank you. She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.
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Daisy Duke : I think something bounced up in my undercarriage.