If Dad Only Knew (2004)

Stoney Westmoreland: Connor Riley

Quotes 

• Connor Riley : [addressing brothers]  We still going on the fishing trip?

  Luke Riley : Hell, yeah, we're still going on the fishing trip, Connor. Dad would want us to.

  Jack Riley : It's not like it's the seventh game of the World Series.

  Luke Riley : Well, a fishing trip's a nice way to honor Father.

  [turns to Jack] 

  Luke Riley : My brother the Father, can you get away from your flock?

  [continues as if he's Jack, using a bottle of beer as a phone] 

  Luke Riley : "Ah, Father Dreary. Father Jack here. Can you cover for me this weekend? Those altar boys are wearing me out!"

  Connor Riley : [Connor picks up from Luke]  "Especially that Hugo, he's got the tightest little ass!"

  [everyone goes silent] 

  Connor Riley : Oh, come on guys!

  [referring to Luke] 

  Connor Riley : He made an altar-boy joke and he's a funny man. I make one and I'm an asshole?