First, let me say that I believe that any review that is even faintly positive about this movie was written with the diabolical intention of luring others into witnessing the horror of "Little Marines." It is, without a doubt, the absolute worst movie that's ever been inflicted on my eyes. To my sons and I, it stands out like a black hole in the shining galaxy of the many mediocre films we've witnessed. Nothing can compare to it, not even my dad's home movies, which were my previous barrel-scrapings. However, if more people would watch "Little Marines," it might just become the "Plan 9 from Outer Space" for the less-scientific moviegoer.
Through the merciful grace of psychological repression, most of this abomination has been forgotten. All I remember is a cameo-clad, pre-pubescent pudgeball kid drawling, "I'm gunna get yeeeeeeeewwww!" And he did.