White Chicks (2004)

Jennifer Carpenter: Lisa

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Quotes 

• Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson] 

  [Brittany comes the dressing room with an outfit] 

  Kevin Copeland : How about this?

  Lisa : [Sobbing]  You bitch, that's so terrible!

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  OK, I'm going to go get help, OK? You need professional help.

  Lisa : [Sobbing]  OK! OK!

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  Dr Phil!

• Lisa : Hi, I'm Cellulite Sally, look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh, yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.

  [cries] 

  Lisa : I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.

• Lisa : I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.

  Kevin Copeland : This one goes with your skin tone.

  Lisa : Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean.

  [shouts] 

  Lisa : Whoo.

• [dressed as Tiffany Wilson, Marcus and the girls lay peacefully on a sunny beach] 

  Tori : I am so glad I got waxed today.

  Karen : Ugh, me too. What did you get?

  Tori : The Bald Eagle.

  Karen : I got the Bermuda Triangle.

  Lisa : The Landing Strip.

  Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  I got the Buckwheat.

  Karen : Eww, that's sick.

  Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day!

  [shadow falls over body] 

  Marcus Copeland : Oh my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh!

  Latrell Spencer : Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.

  Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.

• [Last lines] 

  Marcus Copeland : Hey girls!

  Karen : Hi.

  Tori : So you guys were pretending to be them all the time?

  Kevin Copeland : Yes, we were, but we was just doing our job. I just hope you guys aren't too pissed off at us.

  Karen : We're so bummed! We liked Brittany and Tiffany like... so much more when you were them.

  [laughing] 

  Karen : So much more!

  Lisa : So I guess this means we won't be hanging out anymore.

  Kevin Copeland : Aw, don't say that. Of course, we will. We'll hang out.

  Marcus Copeland : Yeah, we're all gonna get together and we're gonna go...

  Marcus Copeland , Karen , Tori , Kevin Copeland , Lisa : SHOPPING!

• Lisa : [of Megan's video]  I so could have done that part. She doesn't even have herpes.

• Karen : Way to get us sat at the losers' table. I thought you had it all hooked up.

  Tori : Excuse me. I do have a hook-up. Don't blame me. Blame Little Miss Def Jam over here, who had to go Yo' mama on the Vandergelds. We could have be finished in this town.

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  Someone had to stand up to those guys.

  Lisa : They're the it girls. That's the way it's always been.

  Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  Whatever.