Rescue Me (TV Series 2004–2011) Poster

(2004–2011)

John Scurti: Kenneth 'Lou' Shea

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Quotes 

  • Franco Rivera : He's retarded.

    Kenny Lou : Like Rainman retarded or Paris Hilton retarded?

  • Kenny Lou : "Mint Pussy". Probably one of *the* worst Ben & Jerry's flavors ever.

  • Tommy Gavin : Listen, you can meet a guy's ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.

    Kenny Lou : Yes.

    Tommy Gavin : You can be in a bar, meet a guy's ex-wife, and?

    Kenny Lou : [makes circular gestures on his chest]  Titty action.

    Tommy Gavin : Titty action. You can even grab his sister's ass while the guy is in the same bar.

    Kenny Lou : Yes you could.

    Tommy Gavin : And it would all fall under the giant unbrella rule of, "Sorry, I was drunk."

    Kenny Lou : Like Visa and Mastercard, accepted the world over.

    Tommy Gavin : In fact, that's why the rule was invented all those years ago, by the... Romans?

    Kenny Lou : Earlier than that, my friend: the Druids!

    Tommy Gavin : [counting on his fingers]  But girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, sister, half-sister:

    [sweeps his hands] 

    Tommy Gavin : No pussy!

  • Homeless Man : Take a hike, wannabe!

    Kenny Lou : [Drunk]  You hake a tike!

  • Sean Garrity : [the FDNY is losing the hockey game and Kenny Lou is going to lose 500 dollars on the game]  Man, I'm gonna lose my 25 bucks.

    Kenny Lou : [looks at Sean for a few seconds. Takes out lighter and lights Seans pants] 

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