Jamie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
Adam: I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
[Adam gets upset with Jamie and walks away]
Jamie: Adam needs a cookie.
Jamie: Adam, the police officer says you need to drink more.
Jamie: [in anticipation of a massive explosion] Jamie wants big boom.
Jamie: I always enjoy seeing Adam in pain.
Adam: If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating
Adam: When a cameraman gives you a pat on the shoulder it must be really bad.
Jamie: [wearing a full-body fire-protection suit with tinted hood] I kinda like it in here, it's private!
Jamie: It's a beautiful day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about... and pretty soon there's gonna be a big explosion.
Jamie: [over radio] This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over!
Jamie: [while pushing Adam into the quicksand] Drown, you bastard!
Jamie: [fills a truck with vacuum cleaners] Do we suck or what?
Adam: [operating shark-punching Buster] Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed.
Adam: Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything!
Adam: Am I missing an eyebrow?
Adam: How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?
Salvatore: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing, right?
Adam: We got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna and it's just another day here at Mythbusters.
Jamie: [after spectacularly destroying two semi-trucks] It wasn't quite right, but I don't think we can reset.
Jamie: I think that was one of the most destructive things I've ever done. That was cool!
[Jamie accidentally shoots a fluorescent light with a nail gun]
Jamie: Whoops! We should get out of here. That's mercury vapor.
Salvatore: [being massaged for an episode on the effects of stress levels on driving] This is the best damn Mythbusters *ever*.
Jamie: [Adam writes "Crash" Hyneman on Jamie's Helmet] What the hell are you writing out there?
Jamie: [while coffin is being closed in the Buried Alive myth] Farewell cruel world!
Narrator: [Adam extinguishes the bunker after a successful rocket test] Not so much as fire in the hole as fire in the whole shop!
Adam: [Christine and Tory tape pizza boxes to Adam's arms] We're at the Icarus part of the evening. I think you know what happened to Icarus!
Adam: Hell or high water we are gonna get him back out! We leave no man behind on MythBusters man!
Jamie: [wearing a wetsuit] I feel kinda sexy!
Kari: [after Adam gets shocked by the ark] Do you feel God?
Adam: Well, here's your problem.
Adam: [in cockney accent to a shotgun toting Jamie facing an oven door] Alright Jamie, here's your motivation: This oven door has run off with your wife, so you decide to gear-up and get even.
Adam: [pours tomato juice over himself] Wow, this is like performance art!
Kari: [Jiggles two ballistics gel hands] My dastardly scheme, it's coming together!
Kari: I think we have our exploding pants!
Salvatore: He's gonna die... but it's gonna look great.
Adam: Hand me the Jack Russell terrier urine. That'll do it!
Narrator: Adam and Jamie have never been afraid of going deep.
Narrator: [after Adam hurts himself] Adam is more fragile than this rig.
Kari: I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm a really, really bad driver!
Adam: [wearing a pilot's helmet] Pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier, do you read, over?
Adam: [holds a duck to the camera] Do you have anything to say to the ducks back home?
[holds the live cast of Grant]
Salvatore: It's little Imahara!
Narrator: [Jamie talks to Adam about his screwed up Hale rocket] Denial is a river in Africa.
Adam: I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius.
Adam: [sits on his hovercraft with pizza boxes taped to his arms] I think we may have something here!
Adam: [covered in tomato juice] I think it's working!
Jamie: What's the problem, you don't believe the math?
Adam: [sticks on a Shock Watch sticker] This is the source of all my special powers!
Scottie: [smells Adam] You smell like a Bloody Mary!
Jamie: When will the fun ever stop?
Kari: [hi-fives Scottie] Giant industrial pogo stick! Nice!
Adam: Turkey master, I hand you your bird!
Adam: [Jamie pours gas into the pickup, Adam whistles] You really had to go.
Jamie: Aren't tracer rounds illegal?
Adam: How many of me can you stand?
Jamie: Give it your best shot! Come on!
Salvatore: Mmmmmm... Yummy!
Grant: [laughing] Bullseye!
Adam: Jamie, marinade!
Adam: I'm not doing anything the Pakish wouldn't have done if they'd had a chainsaw.
Kari: [the Shrammer rams into the Orca V] Oh, camera in the water!
Jamie: Well, that's a bright light you got going there, buddy!