Emma Walker: [Ralph has been caught gratifying himself with the public pool's water jets, and comes in upset] What's wrong, 'Doom and Gloom'?
Ralph Walker: What's the most embarrassing thing you ever did?
Emma Walker: What happened?
Ralph Walker: [sighing] I got caught committing a venal sin in the pool. It was an accident, obviously, a technical oversight by the pool's manufacturer. If you want to blame anyone.
Ralph Walker: Claire has clearly decided to put up the Great Wall of China Defense on me. But I'm positive this whole nun thing is basically a way of denying her true feelings... understandably.
Claire Collins: Don't you just love Holy Week?
Father George Hibbert: I was wondering what your running plans are for the future?
Ralph Walker: Well, what are your coaching plans?
Father George Hibbert: Depends...
Ralph Walker: Well the Olympics are next year, and I suppose I intend to win.
Father George Hibbert: If we're not chasing after miracles, what's the point, huh?
Ralph Walker: I couldn't agree with you more...
Emma Walker: [opens her eyes] Ralph?
Father Fitzpatrick: Old Testament depravity has no place in this school!
Ralph Walker: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 11 weeks since my last confession.
Father George Hibbert: Most marathoners will tell you, around mile 20, they start praying for any kind of help they can get.