The All New Freaks of Nature (2000 Video) User Reviews (2)

'SPELLBOUND' for the illiterate, 'CRAP' for the Geeks

[ChrisTreborn · 6/10 · 14 February 2005]

This is my first comment for an adult movie. Well what can I do; I comment on movies which I hated or liked the most. Anyway this movie/video makes me laugh whenever I think about it!

All New Freaks of Nature (Spoilers******)

Presented as a dark magic-wonderland, director VAMP brings us to a land of strange people. Peoples having some disadvantages/advantages and their strange sexual intercourse. It starts with a host presenting the features by screwing a nail into his nose. So if the host does such things what can be the performers do! First performance in the segment is by a Chinese/Asian mature called Rosie Rocket with a guy named Grand Canon. Yahe, it's a sexual intercourse of a woman with a nerd having a dick resembling to a snake! Then comes the most highlighted part. We see a guy like Stone Cold Steve Austin, welcoming the viewers to meet his girl who's having the world's biggest pussy! My god the guy was not tired after a long sexual play. He finally gives his big shot by penetrating his whole head in her pussy. My god, it continues with such disgusting disturbing features..Oh when I first saw this video I was shocked. But hey, they are just faking the whole thing with props. Let our 'suspension of disbelief' be in a good mode.

Go and watch the whole video if you want a good laugh for 124 minutes.

All New Freaks of Nature = All new FAKES of Nature.

Funny Freak Show Of Prosthetic Sex...

[EVOL666 · 8/10 · 4 November 2006]

FREAKS OF NATURE is a good bit of fun for fans of weirdo porn. All of the sexual acts are portrayed by guys-n-gals with prosthetically enhanced genitals or somewhat realistic make-up FX which makes for a circus-like approach to what would otherwise be pretty average porn material...

The vid starts out with some dildo who introduces each of the "performers" and does parlor-style tricks like fire-breathing and glass-eating. First up is "Rubber-Dick" - a guy with a big schlong that can blow himself and stick it in his own ass. He also bangs out some Asian slut who then pees and poops on him (that part is real). Next we have Grand Canyon - a chick with a cavernous cooch who is screwed and fisted by some big bald-headed jackass. After he inserts a water-bottle into her cave, he sticks his head in for a nice look around. Third in this parade of bizarrity is a guy with a big dong and an over-sized pee-hole that enjoys having a chick stick a vibrator in his urethra. Finally we have Harriyetta, a hirsute hooker that gets banged by some guy...

Lots of fun/goofy stuff going' on in FREAKS OF NATRUES. Keep in mind before viewing this mess based on my review, that ALL of the above performances are fake and are done with the help of some relatively convincing prosthetic devices. I'd seen some of this sort of thing before - films featuring the two-and-a-half foot donged Long Dong Silver, some chick with triple-Z sized tits, etc...FREAKS OF NATURE is a bit "better" than those older films in terms of realism and imagination - so fans of more bizarre porn will probably dig it...8/10