Rafi Gardet: [lying in bed, making love] Are you sure about this?
David Bloomberg: Yeah, I'm sure.
Rafi Gardet: Why now?
David Bloomberg: Because you want this more than anything in the world, and I want to give it to you. I want to make a baby with you.
Rafi Gardet: I can't.
David Bloomberg: Why?
Rafi Gardet: Because I love you and I can't do this to you.
David Bloomberg: I don't understand, what are you doing, I mean, it actually feels right.
Rafi Gardet: I just can't.
David Bloomberg: I want to give this to you.
Rafi Gardet: I know you do. And it's the sweetest gift anyone has every given me. But it's not right for you. You'll regret it. You know this. The fact that you are still willing just shows how deep your love goes. That's the gift I'm taking from you.
Lisa Metzger: Sometimes you love, and you learn, and you... move on.
Bubbie: [flashback to her introduction to David's then-girlfriend] Is she black?
Rafi Gardet: His penis is so beautiful I just want to knit it a hat.
Lisa Metzger: And I didn't buy you Q-tips because... I was trying to protect your ears!
David Bloomberg: I gotta tell you, you are making me nervous in a way I am not really familiar with.
David Bloomberg: [putting his hand forward to the doorman of Rafi's building] Five? Thumbs up? Smile? No? Ah, we'll get there.
David Bloomberg: In my family they don't drink anything. It's like Salt Lake City. They'll have maybe a sip of wine every Friday night, on the Sabbath. That's it though. And it's Manischewitz.
Rafi Gardet: I've never had that.
David Bloomberg: Do you like Hi-C? 'Cause my mom she likes to keep the wine in the fridge and we'll still be drinking it three months later.
Rafi Gardet: Well, good Chardonnay can last...
David Bloomberg: Yeah, it's red.
Rafi Gardet: [to David] By the way, things to avoid: beginning sentences with 'my mom... '
Rafi Gardet: This just smells of "pool boy at Sandal's Resort."
Morris: Even I can see that it's not that you went out, it's who you went out with. It's like learn-your-fucking-lesson day around here.
Lisa Metzger: Oh, I'm sorry. It's so hot in here, and I can't figure this stupid thing!
Blanch: Jeff Rosenberg's son got engaged yesterday. To a speech therapist!