Joe Bauers
Rita
Frito
President Camacho (as Terry Alan Crews)
Secretary of Defense
Secretary of State
Prosecutor
Bailiff (as Kevin S. McAfee)
Sgt. Keller
Officer Collins (as Mike McCafferty)
Hospital Technician (as Ryan Melton)
Doctor
Cop #1
Horny Guy
Yuppie Husband
Yuppie Wife
Trashy Guy
Slutty Girl
New Slutty Girl
Trashy Teen Jock
Beef Supreme
Officer
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
Additional Officer
Counter Woman
Doctor in Waiting Room
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
Prison Guard #2
Prison Guard #3
Guy at Costco
Woman at Carl's Jr.
Congressman #1
Congressman #2
Secret Service Thug
Upgrayedd (as Brad 'Scarface' Jordan)
Secretary of Energy
Brawndo CEO
Female Newscaster
Male Newscaster
Female Reporter
Stadium Guard (as Greg Kelly)
Cameraman
Cop at Government Center (as Jason Konopisos)
Doctor (with Trashy Guy)
Control Room Director
Cop at Costco
Trapped Man
Secretary of Education
Secret Service Thug #2
Narrator (voice)
Prisoner (uncredited)
Courtroom Spectator (uncredited)
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Assistant District Attorney (uncredited)
Amusement Park Patron / Prisoner (uncredited)
Spectator (uncredited)
Little Boy (uncredited)
Doctor (uncredited)
Car Driver, Town Person (uncredited)
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
Guitar Army, White House Patron / Waiter, Fart Museum Patron (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
President Camacho's Entourage (uncredited)
Woman Watching Car Explode (uncredited)
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Juror (uncredited)
Alien (uncredited)
Child in Mud (uncredited)
Rehabilitation Spectator (uncredited)
Guitar Army (uncredited)
Tennessee Senator (uncredited)
Front Row Spectator / Guitar Army Band Member (uncredited)
Old Man (uncredited)
Kindergarten Student / Birthday Boy (uncredited)
Peterson (uncredited)
Costco Shopper (uncredited)
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
Congressman (uncredited)
Futuristic Cop (uncredited)
Third Pregnant Girl (uncredited)
Shopper (uncredited)
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Judge Hector 'The Hangman' BMW (uncredited)
Attorney General (uncredited)
Rodie (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)
Stumbling Drunkard (uncredited)
Banana Man (uncredited)
Camacho's Entourage (uncredited)
Rabid Fan (uncredited)
Hot Chick with Trashy Dad (uncredited)
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
Kindergarten Boy (uncredited)
