To Become one is distributed by the undistributed kings of releasing questionable movies, Film 2000. Their fairly long-standing place in the DTV market proves that there are still people in then world that are easily tricked into suffering the excrement of up and coming director's merciless bowels! Hey, like myself! Australian slashers have a tendency to be consistently poor, check the track record: Cut, Blood Moon, Houseboat Horror and Stagefright (not the Michael Soavi one) the list goes on and on. That's not a deliberate slur on the great Land of Aus, a country that's given us Peter Jackson, no-end of excellent actors and addictive soaps! I hoped that this attempt would rectify their mistakes in that particular genre and put them back on track. Just to clear up any confusion, although the film's title brings to mind a lack lustre offering fished deep from the abyss of Rom-Com hell, To become one is whole heartedly slasher trash and proud to be placed in that category
Melinda is an uncannily unlucky teen. One year ago, her mother was brutally murdered by a gas-masked killer brandishing a sword right in front of her eyes. Now it seems that he has returned and is happily slicing his way through all of her friends, methodically clearing a path so that he can catch her unawares. There's a shocking (and original) secret to be revealed about this nut-nut, one that when unleashed will change her life forever
Things started intriguingly enough, there's a murder in the first five minutes look out for some cheap but mindlessly diverting gore and the assassin is back on screen, weapon in hand, within the next three! It's like the director just skipped the usually mind-numbing character development to jump straight into the action. Sounds promising doesn't it! But when he's unmasked only half an hour into the runtime, things take a turn for the worse
drastically! What starts as a typical slasher by the numbers with homages to Halloween and Friday the 13th (there's even a hammy old guy that tells the heroine that her friends are doomed) degenerates into, well
err
nothing that I've ever seen before could give you a slight description!
This movie touches on new heights of total ineptness. There are a few unintentionally amusing scenes; the best that springs to mind is when Melinda's father tries to comfort her by singing a soppy lullaby into her ear. Exactly the thing that you need when your friends have been murdered! But Neil Johnson's heavy-handed approach at ramming the message that we shouldn't ridicule people with disabilities down our throats is forced upon us clumsily, in a manner that would offend those less fortunate enough to suffer from a handicap. That's unforgivable because it's a subject that should be handled with care and not exploited through brain-dead horror.
Perhaps for the very first time in my life, words fail me. I cannot describe to you harshly enough how bad this flick becomes. You could forgive the inane characters, pathetic script, awful dramatics and the director's needless switches between colour and black and white photography at the strangest of times, only if there was something to redeem the horrible mess he creates. If he would have stuck with the slasher-themed storyline then perhaps he could have achieved smarter results. I don't say that because I'm a fan of the genre, but simply on account of the horrendous monstrosities and vomit inducing performances that he forces on us so severely. One character says, `Were playing this out like a B-grade movie, when the killer finds us, he's gonna pick us off one by one!' Change the B to a minus Z and that statement might be fairly descriptive.
This movie picks the wrong subjects to exploit and should be left to disappear. This is not even laughably bad, I'm serious this film does nothing but offend and insult your intelligence. The ever-reliable IMDB took a fair time to put this on their website and it's not surprising, this doesn't deserve a place in cinema history. As Butt Head so philosophically stated when he and Beavis did' America, This sucks like nothing has ever sucked before'
Don't give this horrid piece of un-tactful tosh any time at all!