Have you ever met people like these here in Longwinded?
I like them, they're not afraid to be themselves.
They should be, a little.
What else did Bob tell you?
Well, he said you had a funny name - 'Tart' or something.
Yeah, that's what he said - 'Tart or something.'
Want a funger sandwich?
Not sure I've ever had a funger sandwich.