Charity: Have you ever met people like these here in Longwinded?

Tartan Jones: I like them, they're not afraid to be themselves.

Charity: They should be, a little.

Tartan Jones: What else did Bob tell you?

Willie: Well, he said you had a funny name - 'Tart' or something.

Tartan Jones: Tartan.

Willie: Yeah, that's what he said - 'Tart or something.'

Orvil: Want a funger sandwich?

Rich Paddlefin: Not sure I've ever had a funger sandwich.