Psychonauts (2005 Video Game)
Nick Jameson: Coach Oleander, Dr. Loboto, Pokeylope, Kochamara
Quotes
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Dr. Loboto : Well, I've reviewed your chart, little girl. The bad news is, we're going to have to remove your brain... strap it into an armoured battle tank, and have it shoot down innocent civilians with its concentrated psychic death beams!
Lili Zanotto : I'm gonna kill you so much.
Dr. Loboto : The good news is that your insurance should cover the whole thing.
[pauses]
Dr. Loboto : Hey, is it getting warm in here?
Lili Zanotto : No, I'm trying to set you on fire through this stupid hat!
Dr. Loboto : What a delightfully mean little brain you have! Just what we want!
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Coach Oleander : Is your name "Joey"?
Raz : No.
Coach Oleander : Because I'm going to call you "Slowy Joey".
Raz : That's not my name.
Coach Oleander : What's that, Slowy? I can't hear you! You're talkin' too slow!
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Dr. Loboto : Little boy, I'm afraid that you have a serious mental problem. The trouble originates it this region, that we in the medical profession refer to as... the brain. You see, son, it's just no good! I hate to be so blunt but you have the insanity of a manatee.
Dogen Boole : I know... everybody's always saying that. What's wrong with my brain, Doctor?
Dr. Loboto : How should I know? I'm a dentist! But here's what I do know: when a tooth is bad, you pull it!
Dogen Boole : But, my teeth are fine.
Dr. Loboto : Yes, that brain's got to go. It's the quickest way to cure what you have... INSANITY OF THE MIND!
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Dr. Loboto : This will only hurt until your brains come flying out.
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Elton Fir : Chaaaaarge!
[Runs onto the obstacle course, only to explode seconds later]
Raz : What kind of obstacle course is this? That kid just got killed!
Coach Oleander : He isn't dead, his astral projection just got kicked out of my mind. And I'll kick your *as*tral projection out of my mind too if you don't get moving!
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Sheegor : I'm not going to bring you any more brains if you're going to be so mean to them!
Dr. Loboto : No matter what I do?
Sheegor : No, no matter what!
Dr. Loboto : Not even if I...
[he reaches towards the stove to turn up the heat on a pot over which he holds Mr. Pokeylope, who's Sheegor's beloved turtle, hostage]
Sheegor : No, don't!
Dr. Loboto : Not even if I cook you a little...
Sheegor : Don't, doctor! No!
Dr. Loboto : ...A little turtle soup?
Sheegor : Please, Dr. Loboto! No!
Dr. Loboto : Hm, a nice, hot turtle soup, hmm?
Sheegor : Noooo!
Dr. Loboto : Nothing better on a cold night like this than some boiling hot soup!
Sheegor : You leave Mr. Pokeylope alone!
Dr. Loboto : Oh. Okay.
[slight pause]
Dr. Loboto : Are you sure?
Sheegor : Nooo! I mean, YES!
Dr. Loboto : Alright, alright... Oh, why don't I just go ahead and heat you up a cup? It's made from turtles! Turtles that you love! Isn't that right, Mr. Pokeylope?
Sheegor : Stop-it-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it!
Dr. Loboto : Okay, well maybe I'll just make some for myself.
Sheegor : [Running from the room] Yaaaaaahhh!
Dr. Loboto : Bring me a good brain, Sheegor, or Mr. Pokeylope becomes Mr. SMOKEY-lope! Ha Ha Ha HA! HOO HOO! HO HOO HOO! Smokey-lope! HAAAA!
[Speaking nonchalantly to the turtle]
Dr. Loboto : When you're a dentist, you have to learn to have a sense of humor, you know. It helps to calm the patient down.
