Kyla Pratt credited as playing...
Doris
- Doris: Fat Albert, wait! I finally figured out who you remind me of. You remind me of my grandfather.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, that's a nice thing to say.
- Doris: [Comes down the stairs] Hi, guys.
- Dumb Donald: You look TIGHT!
- Fat Albert: [Nudges Dumb Donald, whispers] What did you just say?
- Dumb Donald: Oh, I learned it at the mall!
- Fat Albert: Don't talk about Doris like that.
- [Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids has just ended]
- Doris: No! You missed it *again.*
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey. We can make another day.
- Bill: How do you know? Have you ever faded before?
- Fat Albert: We'll be fine.
- Bill: You don't care if we're fine! All you care about is staying here with Lauri!
- Fat Albert: Lauri is important to me. Maybe it's time I started caring about myself.
- Bill: I don't even know who you are anymore!
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! I said, I'm gonna stay!
- Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*! Friends don't let friends fade away!
- Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me. Besides, I haven't solved Doris' problem yet.
- Doris: But I don't *have* a problem!
- Fat Albert: Yes, you *do*!
- Doris: *No,* I *don't*!
- [Dumb Donald jumps back into the TV, but his face has disappeared]
- Bucky: Ooh, eyeballs, eyeballs! F-f-floating eyeballs!
- Russell: Where's your face, man?
- Doris: What happened to his face?
- Bill: He always wore a hat in the cartoon, so nobody ever drew him a whole face!
- Bucky: Put the hat on, Dumb Donald! Put the hat on!
- [Dumb Donald does so; Bucky, Old Weird Harold and Russell sigh]
- Russell: That was a close one.