Keith D. Robinson credited as playing...
Bill
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, I said I'm gonna stay.
- Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*, friends don't let friends fade away.
- Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me.
- Bucky: What do we do *now*?
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I *know* you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
- Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to *you*.
- Bucky: Then who *were* you talking to?
- Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to *her*.
- Bill: Guys, cut it out.
- Poster in Video Store window: Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Coming soon on DVD.
- Bill: Look. *That's* who we are.
- Rudy: Yeah, and it says we're coming out on dividee.
- Bucky: What's dividee
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I know you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
- Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you.
- Bill: Guys, cut it out.
- Dumb Donald: Are you ready? 'Cause when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck.
- Lead Teen: Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?
- Dumb Donald: Buck buck number 6, Comin'!
- [runs and jumps on the pile]
- Lead Teen: Yes! We held! Now we're the buck-buck champions!
- Bill: Hold on. We've still got one more guy.
- Lead Teen: Bring him out then.
- Bill: Come on out, Fa-a-a-at Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?
- Lead Teen: Oh, no! Run! I got a bad back.
- Arcade Machine: Woah, you ROCK, dude!
- Bill: Wow! It's talking!
- Arcade Machine: THAT WAS TIGHT!
- Bill: How'd you DO that?
- Dumb Donald: I don't know... but THAT WAS TIGHT!
- Bill: Look!
- [Bill, Fat Albert, Dumb Donald, Bucky, Rudy, Mushmouth and Old Weird Harold run across a street and look at a poster in a video store window which reads: "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Own the complete collection on DVD!"]
- Bill: See? THAT'S who we are.
- Rudy: Yeah, and we're coming out on "divda."
- Bucky: What's "divda?"
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I...
- Bill: Don't start! We don't belong here.
- [Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids has just ended]
- Doris: No! You missed it *again.*
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey. We can make another day.
- Bill: How do you know? Have you ever faded before?
- Fat Albert: We'll be fine.
- Bill: You don't care if we're fine! All you care about is staying here with Lauri!
- Fat Albert: Lauri is important to me. Maybe it's time I started caring about myself.
- Bill: I don't even know who you are anymore!
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! I said, I'm gonna stay!
- Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*! Friends don't let friends fade away!
- Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me. Besides, I haven't solved Doris' problem yet.
- Doris: But I don't *have* a problem!
- Fat Albert: Yes, you *do*!
- Doris: *No,* I *don't*!
- Bill: Oh, no.
- Fat Albert: What's wrong?
- Bill: It's getting worse. We're not just losing our colour. Look at my hand! I can see through it! It's fading away!
- Bucky: I'm scared. I want to go home.
- Old Weird Harold: Me too.
- [a tear creates a portal]
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?
- [Doris looks through the portal]
- Bucky: It's a monster!
- Mushmouth: And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!
- Old Weird Harold: Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!
- Dumb Donald: [knocks his head thrice] I am so *confused*!
- Fat Albert: It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!
- Bill: Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!
- Fat Albert: I have no choice.
- [shrugs and runs to the portal]
- Mr. Mudfoot: You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!
- Russell: Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?
- [Dumb Donald jumps back into the TV, but his face has disappeared]
- Bucky: Ooh, eyeballs, eyeballs! F-f-floating eyeballs!
- Russell: Where's your face, man?
- Doris: What happened to his face?
- Bill: He always wore a hat in the cartoon, so nobody ever drew him a whole face!
- Bucky: Put the hat on, Dumb Donald! Put the hat on!
- [Dumb Donald does so; Bucky, Old Weird Harold and Russell sigh]
- Russell: That was a close one.
- Bill: We don't belong here.
- Old Weird Harold: Bill may be right. You guys seen the picture me and Mushmouth took at the mall? I think we lost some colour since then.
- Mushmouth: [snatches the picture] Wubba?
- Bill: [snatches the picture] Holy cow.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, it's just a picture. Pictures aren't real.
- Dumb Donald: Neither are we.
- Bill: I can't believe Dumb Donald is right. We *aren't* real, and I think we're fading.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, we're not fading. Stop being such a downer.