Worried that he's not smart enough for Hayley, Jeff undergoes an experimental intelligence enhancement procedure at the CIA. Roger recruits Steve to help him harvest snake venom.
After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.
Hayley worries that she's turning into her mother, so looks to a new friend for a role model. Meanwhile Roger conscripts Steve and his friends into his improv group, Pizza Party Weekend.