Bolt (2008)

Mark Walton: Rhino

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Quotes 

• Bolt : [about saving Mittens]  I can't do it.

  Rhino : [shocked]  Wha... What did you say?

  Bolt : I can't.

  Rhino : What... Wha... wha... Who are you?

  Bolt : Rhino, you just... just don't understand.

  Rhino : You are Bolt!

  Bolt : But I'm not...

  Rhino : Who singlehandedly destroyed the Green-Eyed Man's undersea labs?

  Bolt : Me, but...

  Rhino : Yeah! And who foiled his plan to infiltrate the Olympics with gymnastics cyborgs? Who, Bolt, who? Who?

  Bolt : Me! But none of it was...

  Rhino : You! You CAN, Bolt, because all over this planet, there are animals who feel like they can't. Like a little hamster who once spent his days in an RV park, dreaming of the day when he, too, would save a little girl from danger and be told: "You did it. You did it, Rhino! You saved the day." They need a hero, Bolt! Someone who, no matter what the odds, will do what's right. They need a hero to tell them that sometimes the impossible can become possible... if... you're... awesome!

• Rhino : Ring, ring! Who's there? Destiny? I've been expecting your call.

• Rhino : [with upset stomach]  That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back at all!

• Bolt : Well, you're right about one thing, Rhino. Mittens does need a hero, and I guess I'll have to do.

  Rhino : Such modesty! Now, who's going to save the cat?

  Bolt : Me.

  Rhino : Who? Tell me who!

  Bolt : Me.

  Rhino : [laughs delighted]  I'll get my ball.

• Rhino : [after seeing UFOs in an episode of "Bolt"]  That is totally unrealistic.

  Bolt : Absolutely ridonculous.

  Mittens : You can say that again.

• Bolt : [Looks around corner into an office at the animal shelter]  There's a guard.

  Rhino : [Starts walking into room]  I'll snap his neck.

• Bolt : Okay. So what we do here is we give the target a quick flyover, we adjust the trajectory, and then land dead center. Am I missing anything, Rhino?

  Rhino : Just the knowledge that every minute spent in your company becomes the new greatest minute of my life!

• Rhino : [to the guard outside of the studio]  I'm going to beat your pancreas with your spleen!

• Rhino : If Bolt's taught me anything, it's that you never abandon a friend at a time of need!

  [starts rolling down the alley] 

  Rhino : When your teammate's in trouble, you go! Not caring what dangers you may face, you go! Not knowing if you're coming back dead or alive...

  [rolls out of sight] 

  Mittens : He went the other way.

  Rhino : [rolls back]  You go! Knowing how deeply the shrapnel's going to pierce your hide, you go...!

• [as debris begins to collapse inside the door of the burning studio] 

  Rhino : Coming through!

  [He runs into the doorway and wedges his ball underneath the debris] 

  Rhino : ["holding up" his ball]  It's a good day to die!

  Mittens : [plucks him out]  Not on my watch, rodent!

• Rhino : I'm Rhino.

  Mittens : Rhino, the hamster?

  Rhino : Well, you know, my ancestry isn't all hamster. I'm one-sixteenth wolf with, you know, a little wolverine in there somewhere...

• [repeated line] 

  Rhino : Awesome!

• Rhino : Bolt! I can be a valuable addition to your team...

  Bolt : I'm listening...

  Rhino : I'm lightning quick, I have razor-sharp reflexes. Wha! And I'm a master of stealth.

  [laughs] 

  Rhino : Plus, I'll keep the cat in check.

  [Mittens rolls her eyes] 

  Bolt : [Gets down close to Rhino's ball]  The road'll be rough.

  Rhino : [indicates]  I have a ball.

  Bolt : There's no turnin' back.

  Rhino : Guess I'll have to "roll" with the punches!

  ["surfs" his ball] 

  Bolt : Easy won't be part of the equation...

  Rhino : Promise?

  Bolt : I gotta warn ya, going into the belly of the beast - danger at every turn.

  Rhino : [getting closer]  I eat danger for breakfast!

  Bolt : You hungry?

  Rhino : [cracks neck]  Starving!

• Rhino : Rhino is awesome! He's so awesome! He's... He's beyond awesome! He's... be-awesome!

• Rhino : [singing]  There's no truck that I know that can keep in Bolt and Rhino!

• Rhino : So, where's Penny?

  Bolt : She was kidnapped by the Green-Eyed Man.

  Rhino : Kidnapped? This is terrible! She could be in grave...

  Bolt : Grave danger, I know. But I've captured this cat.

  Rhino : An agent of the Green-Eyed Man, I presume?

  Bolt : Oh, you presume correctly. She's taking me to Penny.

  Rhino : You - you are vile vermin! How do you sleep at night? Penny is the most wonderful person ever, and she loves Bolt, and he's awesome, and you're a monster! How dare you disrupt their relationship with your evil?

  [Jumps at Mittens] 

  Rhino : Die! Die!

  Bolt : [Restraining him]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

  Rhino : I can take her, Bolty! Let me at them! Die! Die!

• Rhino : Would you relax? Every time he did this on the magic box it was awesome.

  Mittens : Magic what?

  Rhino : You know, the magic box people stare at.

  Mittens : Wait a minute! Does this magic box have moving pictures on it?

  Rhino : Yeah, and Bolt's pictures are the best!

  Mittens : Bolt's pictures. Of course! He's from a...

• Rhino : [running, catching up to Bolt]  I'm on your six.

• Rhino : I'll get a ladder.

• Rhino : All my training has prepared me for this moment.

  [rushes guard] 

  Rhino : Die! Diiie!

• Rhino : Let it begin! Let it begin! Let it *begin*!