Celebrities Uncensored (2003–2004)

I am that "fat guy", E.L.Woody,"King of the Paparazzi", who drives around looking for stars. You must have spent many hours watching the CELEBRITIES UNCENSORED show to be able to describe it so well. It must have held your attention.

The stars on it, "loved it", including Paris HILTON and NICOLE RICHIE, and all the others who co-operated to get their faces on the air. Never one complaint from a star. Never a comment from their publicists.

Never a bad word from anyone but a few jealous people, who had no idea what was happening. Zip! Right over their outraged, irate, pin heads! They never got it! The stars did! IS Paris HILTON ONE OF THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET? Blame it on CELEBRITIES UNCENSORED, and me.

Next time you feel the need to rant, check with the people involved and affected by whatever it is you are ranting about, because this time, you are wrong! Ask the stars. They will tell you. I defy you to provide one quote from a star, complaining about the show! It was the first wave of STARS USING THE PAPARAZZI PUBLICITY MACHINE TO PROMOTE THEIR BRAND.

Look around, this is THE WAY IT IS DONE, NOW! Free self publicity, used by many top stars, THE PAPARAZZI PUBLICITY MACHINE is the most powerful publicity, worldwide, and helps to sell millions of dollars worth of box office tickets, for those stars. This is THE NEW Hollywood. Get used to it!