1 June 2004 | davideo-2
"P*** off,Celebrities Uncensored!!!"
STAR RATING:*****Unmissable****Very Good***Okay**You Could Go Out For A Meal Instead*Avoid At All Costs
Photographers E.L. Woody,Henry Trapler and other assorted members of the Hollywood paparazzi scour the streets of Hollywood Drive,Sunset Boulevard and numerous other hot spots all to catch that all important 'money-shot' of that famous celeb.
Question.Why is it so interesting to see Jack Nicholson scouring the floors of a casino?Why is it so riveting to watch Britney Spears visiting her local Blockbuster Video with her brother?Why,oh why,must watching Pamela Anderson load groceries into the trunk of her car prove so enthralling?Answer:Because,we are the regular people and they are the 'celebrities'.It's like,we share the same planet but we live two sort of separate,parallel existences.Unlike ourselves,watching (and recording) them doing the most simple,mundane of things must prove the most scintillating of things and has resulted in a show like this being made.
But the thing is,these are the most basic of things and that is exactly what we are watching.Aside from the underlying tedium of all this,it's kind of understandable how it would rattle the cages of the celebs on certain days and it's baffling how the paparazzi can act surprised if they show their uglier side on certain occasions.
The narrator,Jess Harnell,has one of those grating,annoying voices that we all hate,that he chooses to interwine with really lame,unfunny impersonations of the stars and equally unappealing jokes.
Overall,this is about as interesting as watching people like you and me doing everyday,normal things can be.It shows all the time on E!,the channel that always caters for such vacuous programming.What I'd give to hear Paris Hilton blurt out the above OLS for once.*