Cloud 9 (2006)

Kenya Moore: Champagne

Quotes 

• Julie : Look, Billy, we work hard here. We don't have time for your schemes.

  Billy Cole : This ain't no schemes. It's... volleyball!

  Olga : [she's Russian, she mispronounces]  Wally ball?

  Crystal : So we're gonna get... rich, playing around in the sand?

  Champagne : And trust me, the sand, it gets in everything!

  [dismissive gesture, grunts] 

  Billy Cole : No, no, you don't understand. Beach volleyball is an Olympic sport, and we can make it sexy!

  Crystal : Well then, how come no-one's thought about your great idea until now?

  Billy Cole : Lots of guys have ideas, but they don't know how to sell 'em. I know how to sell 'em.

  Julie : I'm out of here. Ladies, Billy...

  [leaves] 

  Billy Cole : So what do you say, girls? I meet you tomorrow morning at Zuma Beach?

  Olga : [heavy accent]  Okay, I do.

  [waving a finger:] 

  Olga : If we make extra money.

  Champagne : Me too, cos I don't wanna be shaking my booty forever.

  Billy Cole : Okay, I see you tomorrow.

  Crystal : Hey, Billy! What do we wear?

  Billy Cole : [smiles]  Dress for sport.

• Billy Cole : [at beach with bikini girls, first practice session]  These are balls.

  Champagne : Oh, we know all about balls.

  Billy Cole : I'm happy for you. These are...

  [as if speaking to a child] 

  Billy Cole : volleyballs.

  Olga : Ach, we know how to play wally ball.

  [takes one of the balls from him] 

  Billy Cole : Fine.

  [curtly tosses the other ball at Champagne] 

• Crystal : [gloomily]  We got beat.

  Olga : I no like competition wally ball. And they broke four of my nails.

  Crystal : We were a joke. People were making fun of us.

  Champagne : Yeah, and they were treating us like we were... sex objects.

  Crystal : Champagne's right. I mean, in here it's every girl for herself. Out there, it felt like we were part of something.

  Corazon : Yeah, and we were as good as those white West Side bitches who pay my cousin minimal wage to clean their toilets.

• Billy Cole : [the girls visiting him in his new trailer]  Just passing by?

  Crystal : We've been thinking. We... we love playing volleyball, but we just wanna be the best.

  Billy Cole : [nods as he puffs on cigar]  Good! That's what I want. I want you to be the best.

  Olga : [strong accent]  Ve don't vant to do anymore bachelor parties and company picnics.

  Champagne : We just wanna play volleyball.

  Crystal : But legitimately, for like AVP or AAU.

  Olga : And what about the Olympics? Even Russia has a team!

  Billy Cole : I do understand. But first I want you to do this bachelor party coming up.

  [coughs on cigar] 

  Billy Cole : Get a lot of money for that.

  [still doing everything his way]