The Chumscrubber (2005)
Justin Chatwin: Billy
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Quotes
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Crystal Falls : I probably would have ended up with a football player if I hadn't met you. And I'm not gonna lie - you've really kept it interesting, but I'm done.
Billy : What the fuck are you talking about?
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Lee : He won't die!
Billy : You are such a pussy.
Lee : ...He's stronger than he looks!
Billy : [laughs towards Lee]
Lee : You do it then!
Billy : No fucking way, Lee!
Billy : [Hands Lee his pocket knife] Here. Take it.
Lee : What if he tries to grab the knife away from me, or something?
Billy : I don't know, just fucking stab him really quick...
Lee : Like where?
Billy : Stab him in the fucking stomach, I don't know!
Lee : He's going to bleed all over the floor, Billy!
Billy : Who fucking cares! Do it!
Lee : [Interrupting] Shut up!
Billy : Come you little pussy! Do it, you bitch!
Lee : ...Don't push me!
Billy : Stab him! Fucking kill him!
[Lee lunges toward Charley]
Charley Bratley : Ow!
Billy : Oh, shit...
Charley Bratley : You stabbed me in the stomach!
Lee : I did it! I did it Billy...
Billy : ...Is it deep?
Lee : Is it deep, Charley?
Charley Bratley : [pauses] Fuck you!
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Crystal Falls : [Billy is playing Charlie's tuba] What are you doing?
Billy : I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems like that's what the chicks are into, right Crystal?
Crystal Falls : Oh yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long. It was unreal.
[Billy throws down the tuba, destroying it]
Crystal Falls : Why the hell did you do that for, Billy?
Billy : Because I'm a stupid bastard.
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Billy : [to Charley] Hey, shitballs, come here. I want to show you something. Now, when you get to high school, if anyone tries to kick your ass - well, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyways, but if you weren't such a pussy, you could try this. Come at me, hit me in the chest.
[Charlie weakly hits him]
Billy : No, really come at me like you got a pair.
[Charlie lunges at Billy, who tosses him across the room]
Billy : Good! That was good!
Crystal Falls : Oh, my God, Billy! Are you hurt, Charley?
Lee : [Interrupting] He's about half your size, man!
Billy : Are you fucking kidding me? We're fucking kidnapping this kid! Am I the only one who fucking remembers that?
Lee : You're such a dick, Billy.
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Billy : [playing Charlie's "Chumscrubber" video game] Let's see some fucking blood already!
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Mr. Peck : Who's the kid?
Billy : Charley.
Mr. Peck : Damn, you're teeny-tiny.
Billy : I'm holding him for ransom.
Mr. Peck : Oh...
Charley Bratley : Yeah, I should probably get home. My mom's getting married tomorrow.
Mr. Peck : I was married once. Problem was my wife never really understood me... she even said that. "I don't understand you." What do you suppose that means? Makes no sense to me.
Billy : ...Okay, dad.
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[Dean answers the phone to Billy]
Dean Stiffle : ...What?
Billy : Dean?
Dean Stiffle : What do you want?
Billy : We got Charlie.
Dean Stiffle : Who?
Billy : Your brother. We kidnapped your brother.
Dean Stiffle : What are you talking about, man?
Billy : I got him right now, man. He's scared shitless.
Dean Stiffle : [pauses] Why did you kidnap my brother?
Billy : So you know I'm not fucking around, I want the stuff from Troy.
Dean Stiffle : I already told you...
Billy : [Interrupting] I don't think you're listening. You are going to *get* me Troy's drugs.
Dean Stiffle : Or what?
Billy : Don't push me, psycho!
Dean Stiffle : [Dean walks downstairs and finds his brother sitting on the couch] ... Or what?
Billy : I'll kill him. That's what, I'm going to kill him... I'm not fucking around man, I swear to God, I'll cut off his fucking head!
Dean Stiffle : [pauses to look at his brother] Fine. Kill him.
[Billy hangs up]
Crystal Falls : What did he say?
Billy : ...Maybe he really is crazy.
Crystal Falls : Billy, what did he say?
Billy : He said for us to kill him.
