Joel Osteen

Why she had to go to a surgeon to get a new one? PS: Guess who paid for it? YOU did!

I am channel surfing, trying to get to the Travel Channel for some Lucifer worshipping and spooks, and I land on TBN! His wife is sitting there with a bunch of other crones, with a facelift so tight her colon must be having tea with her nape.

All churches are big phoneys. ALL of them. Call your local ones when YOU need help and the first thing they ask of you is "are you a church member?" "Well I used to go 14 years ago but now I have a job and work Sunday mornings." It does not matter to them! I was corrected in believing that a church member is someone who parks their rear in a chair, on Sundays. No. A member is someone who TITHES 10/100 of their income every week!!! And if you haven't done that for years, folks, you ain't getting none of that back!

Where does your money go? NEVER EVER "to help the poor, the starving". Nope. It goes to pay their mortgage and electric (etc) bills, and then it get stashed behind the toilet walls (ask Joel: they found his prosperity checks right there! What a dummy the handyman was: should have kept it!) and it goes to buy these rich pastors mansions, cars, and women plus blow to use for their yacht parties they have behind their wives' back! (Hmm... maybe that explains Victoria's face lift? She's sixty now and trying to appear 39, except when the camera pans and you see all the caked on pancake foundation, spackled on Texas style, and which she probably owns stock in!)

Look, the messages are fine, they're Tony Robbins type of positive thinking, except that stuff never works and is just designed, like a weight loss diet, to make you feel bad about yourself (after you try and see the flaws in the program!) and keep you poor/obese and coming back for more!

Joel is probably the elite. Look, personally, I believe Jesus to be an evil entity, the bible written by the elite to control you and Morningstar is the real god that was kicked out of heaven and who can't do anything for you as long as you end your prayers with the evil tulpa's name. THIS has to explain why we're in the mess we're in, politic wise. Now they want to abolish meat and make you eat bugs. I bet this dude right here is part of that!

Well, at least his kids are polite and well behaved, so there's that! As for the people who are hellbent (LOL!) in hearing him preach about destruction and evil Jesus...well that explains everything, doesn't it?! Question everything and don't buy the bull the elite is peddling to you. Use YOUR brain. THINK! WHY is "the devil" 's name "Morning Star"!? HELLO! He is the ANGEL fallen because the devil (Jesus) kicked his ass to hell. And why would you trust and worship a god who's name is the same as my foreign gardener?

I rest my case. Worshipping Jesus is the reason why evil has come upon you and your life : you're calling for woe, loss and destruction! Think about it!! Would the Vatican allow your life to be happy? PS: Mother Teresa was a billionaire from all the Princess Diana (and other celebs) funneled donations. But did she use any of it to heal and house the homeless and poor of Calcutta? Nope. Guess what she did with it? She gave it all to the pope, and you know what they say about those and children...

As for Joel? What can be said about him that wasn't already tweeted back in 2009 (yet all promptly forgotten), when he let poor Black people drown rather than open his church to the flood victims. Nope. He let them all die. Shame on you all! His football stadium.. I mean his church (LOL) should have been empty from thereon. But nope. Fools and their money and all that...

PS: Joel Osteen DOES have collection ushers that pass the basket, I see them on TV all the time. He would be more interesting if he "lost" the Jesus, but then he would lose half his money and have to pay taxes. And you would do well to test Lucifer Morningstar and star praying to him for a week, and see if your life don't improve. Hey, you've sold your soul to the Jesus and look the mess you're in. Guess why the elite wants you to have fun and be wealthy and have a happy, successful life is of "the devil"?? Because that's how they stay rich and use you, poor folks, to serve them.

(Lucifer = fun, happy life and Jesus = woe and bad fortune and yet you persist on worshipping that fraud?! THINK you fools, think! You've been brainwashed. Evil is the repository of negative things, and that your Jesus! ) Any questions? Search and read the entire text of Dick Sutphen's The Battle for Your Mind. Learn how YOU were brainwashed. Then you can start to deprogram yourself. This whole mythology (Jesus/Devil) is hogwash but at least now you know why your life is one of misery: cause you bring it upon yourself... "in Jesus' name"! Class dismissed!