Mystery Science Theater 3000: Academy of Robots' Choice Awards Special (1998 TV Special)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot

Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : Let's cast off with that unsinkable blockbuster, the movie that's still afloat at theaters, breaking all box office records, yes, it's full steam ahead, you know which one I mean, "Mrs. Brown"!

• Crow T. Robot : Now let's take a look at one of the nominees for Best Picture, the delightful comedy "As Good as it Gets", which stars Jack Nicklaus as a complete jerk.

• Mike Nelson : [over "Titanic" footage of old Rose finding a comb] 

  [as Rose] 

  Mike Nelson : "Oh heavens, it's my Superfly 'fro pic!"

  Crow T. Robot : [as Rose]  "Where the hell's the matching brush, you stinking thieves?"

  Tom Servo : [as Brock Lovett leans into view]  It's a bug hunt, man!

  Crow T. Robot : [Brock asks Rose, "Are you ready to go back to Titanic?"] 

  [as Brock] 

  Crow T. Robot : "Or are you gonna cough up the money?"