Desperate Housewives (2004–2012)
Teri Hatcher: Susan Mayer, Susan Delfino
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Quotes
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Susan : What are you smiling about?
Mike Delfino : I used to have all these questions about how you got to be the way you are. They were all just answered.
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Susan : Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, "Hey, I once killed a man".
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Edie : [Susan walks over to Edie deliberately to show off and looks very stylish and beautiful] Wow, get a load of you. You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you.
Susan : Yeah... I have a date... with Mike. We kissed, FYI...
[Susan leaves, leaving Edie with her mouth wide-open]
Edie : [Susan comes back from Mike canceling the date] So, how was the big date?
Susan : Mike had to reschedule.
Edie : Aww... 'cause of the hot girl? With the suitcase? Over there? How devastating for you... FYI!
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[after breaking up with Mike]
Susan : Julie, Mommy needs a hug!