The Mountain (2004–2005)

Elizabeth Bogush: Max Dowling

Quotes 

• Max Dowling : [to David]  Can't count. Can't dance. What are you good at?

• David Carver Jr. : Quality time with the mom?

  Max Dowling : "Quality" would be a stretch. Mom spent most of the week going to her narcotics anonymous meetings.

  David Carver Jr. : Well, um, consistency is a very important part of recovery.

  Max Dowling : She's sleeping with her sponsor.

• Max Dowling : What a hoot it will be when I tell the kids how grandma and I used to do beer bongs together.

  Vanessa : Now, is this about the time we made out?

• David Carver Jr. : No one's ever bought me a tie before

  Max Dowling : Well, glad I could be first at something.

• Max Dowling : I dumped you. Get over it. This can't be the first time it's ever happened.

  [pause] 

  Max Dowling : You've never been dumped before? My God! So you've never had your heart broken?

  David Carver Jr. : I've had my heart broken, okay? And I'm trying to avoid it right now!

• Travis Thorson : Your father wants to know if you wanted to go turkey hunting

  Max Dowling : What?

  Travis Thorson : He thought you might be in the mood to kill something.

  Max Dowling : Now there's a man who knows exactly what I need.

• Michael Dowling : Max, I shot off our father's toe. Coming back here brings me nothing but severe intestinal pain.

  Max Dowling : How were you supposed to know they couldn't sew it back on? After what they did with that Bobbitt guy.