Rawhide (2003 Video) User Reviews (2)

The west is coming ... I mean calling

[kosmasp · 6/10 · 21 July 2023]

Or did I mean coming? Probably did - still no pun intended of course. And you know if you like the "first time ever" thing - well you got one here. At least for me. Now while I assume multiple commentaries may be a thing for a few movies, I doubt any other movie has a soundtrack CD with it. This almost has regular movie vibes to it. Did not listen to it and can't tell you about the songs though, since I watched this with the commentary.

Thankfully the commentary is silence on the ... well adult scenes, which made it easier to skip and faster to watch the whole thing. Though it did seem that the movie went without condoms, which would have been fitting for the time this is supposedly playing ... but I did detect one in the last scene, before I skipped it ... well almost doesn't count? But does it really matter to you? Beautiful woman - and when it comes to making sense: I doubt they had silicon back then ... so there is that too. But again, do you care? This is not the Western you may be looking for ... or maybe it is exactly the thing you came for (yes that joke can be repeated time and time again)

Disappointing, uneventful porno Western

[lor_ · 27 October 2015]

Despite its unearned industry awards, "Rawhide" is a sad excuse for an X-rated Western. Director Nicholas Steele is known for his visual style, but works with a lousy script here, pulling all its punches to yield a pastoral saga about as exciting as a Whitman's sampler.

Sure there are numerous sex scenes for the fans, but this lengthy opus is not all-sex but aspires to telling a story. The narrative avoids action or violence, staples of the genre, much to its detriment.

Porn westerns in the '60s and '70s were famous for adding sadism and other violence into the Adult genre, with notorious examples like "Hot Spur", "Brand of Shame" and "Sweet Savage". But p.c. evidently led to the self-censorship of "Rawhide". It's so cleaned up that no real conflict between the characters remains.

Corny proceedings concern beautiful Carmen Luvana, trying to run her late daddy's ranch. Evil railroad interests want to buy her out, personified by sinister Randy Spears, in a brief appearance, mainly to hump his beauty, Olivia Del Rio.

To fill out the padded running time and maximize the number of sex scenes there are several pointless romances among local women and the ranch hands, of which big- dicked Julian stands out. Unfortunately his very modern stylized tattoos don't fit the 19th Century period atmosphere.

Luvana is a favorite actress for me, but her acting is flat here, and the assignment seems merely to prove that horseback riding can be listed on her acting resume. Steven St. Croix and Evan Stone, who can be dramatically forceful on screen, are pretty much walking through their routine roles.

I kept waiting for an action set-piece, a shoot-out or even a fist-fight/brawl, but for nearly 3 hours nothing happens. By the unimpressive finale, I wished that instead of emulating Terrence Malick, Steele had hero-worshiped Peckinpah, Anthony Mann or even Andrew McLaglen.

Six years later the distributor Adam & Eve fashioned an excellent followup "Rawhide II" that abandoned the old West in favor of a contemporary setting.