The World's Fastest Indian (2005)

Aaron Murphy: Tom

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Quotes 

• Tom : Aren't you scared you'll kill yourself if you crash?

  Burt Munro : No... You live more in five minutes on a bike like this going flat out than some people live in a lifetime.

• Burt Munro : If you don't follow through on your dreams, you might as well be a vegetable.

  Tom : [nods earnestly]  What type of vegetable?

  Burt Munro : Hah, I don't know... a cabbage. Yeah, a cabbage.

• Burt Munro : Oh yes, ah, you can pee on my lemon tree for me if you like, while I'm away. And ah...

  [looks at Tom who is shaking his head vigorously] 

  Burt Munro : well, there's nothing wrong with peeing on your lemon tree. As Confucius used to say, it's the best natural fertilizer in the world.

  Tom : Who's Confucius?

  Burt Munro : Oh, he's some bloke who lives up in Dunedin.

• Tom : How fast did you go?

  Burt Munro : Well, mighty fast. In one of my runs, I did over 200 miles an hour.

  Tom : Whoa! What would happen if you opened your mouth at that speed?

  Burt Munro : Well, you'd blow the backside out of your pants, I reckon.

• Tom : Why do you pee on your lemon tree?

• Tom : How fast did you go?

  Burt Munro : Oh, mighty fast. In one of my runs I did over 200 miles per hour.

  Tom : Whoa. What would happen if you opened your mouth at that speed?

  Burt Munro : Oh, blow out the back of your pants I reckon.

• Burt Munro : You take care of that until I come back.

  Tom : What happens if you don't come back?

  Burt Munro : Well, we will talk about it then, shan't we?

• Tom : Who's Confucius?

  Burt Munro : He is a bloke who lives down there in Dunedin.