18 February 2005 | wilburscott
Filthy Rich, Yet Spent On Arrival
Nothing kills a porno quicker than when it attempts to have a plot! What's the 'plot' here? Three women gather at the family home after their father dies of Alzheimer's in the attempt to find out which one of them will inherit his fortune. Since the will can't be found, a lawyer has to figure out which woman will get the money. That's the plot. Of course, the lawyer is there for just more than doing his job, he's there to do some ladies! The women are there to do other women! The lawyer's assistant? He's there to get his freak on too! Sadly, for all the flesh on parade, none of it is worth a double take, and despite the scenes not droning on forever and a day, the film still requires heavy use of no-doze and some liberal fast-forwarding in order to end the misery. Avoid.