Shrek the Third (2007)
Amy Poehler: Snow White
Photos
Quotes
-
Snow White : Right! Ladies, assume the position!
[Sleeping Beauty falls asleep, Snow White lies down in her coffin pose, and Cinderella seats herself on the floor gazing dreamily into space]
Princess Fiona : What are you doing?
Sleeping Beauty : [Snaps awake] Waiting to be rescued.
[falls back asleep]
-
Snow White : Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden extension.
-
Cinderella : [after hearing the Puss and Donkey speak after changing bodies] I don't get it.
Snow White : The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?
-
Snow White : I'm sorry but this isn't working for me.
Sleeping Beauty : It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow.
Snow White : You're just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land.
Rapunzel : Oh, you mean in that rigged election?
Snow White : You're one to talk. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden extensions."
Queen Lillian : Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together.
-
Sleeping Beauty : Everything always about you, it's not like your additude is helping Snow.
Snow White : Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.
-
[at Fiona's baby shower, a group of birds gently place a flowered wreath on Fiona's head]
Cinderella : Stunning.
Snow White : Look at you.
Rapunzel : Wow.
Snow White : Look you darling.
Sleeping Beauty : Just precious. Look at her.
Rapunzel : So, have you had any cravings since you've been pregnant?
Princess Fiona : [with her mouth full of cake] No, not at all.
[sniffs]
Princess Fiona : Do you smell ham?
-
Snow White : [in sing-song voice] It's present time!
-
Snow White : So I guess the plan is we just wander aimlessly in this stinkhole until we rot.
Princess Fiona : No, we're gonna get inside and find out what Charming's up to.
-
Princess Fiona : [turns to Snow White's present] Who's this one from?
Snow White : I got you the biggest one because I love you the most.
Princess Fiona : [reads the card] "Have one on me. Love, Snow White."
[she pulls the string, opening the box to reveal a dwarf]
Princess Fiona : "Um, what is it?
Snow White : [laughs] He's a live-in babysitter.
Nanny Dwarf : Where's the baby?
Princess Fiona : You're too kind, Snow, but I can't accept this.
Snow White : Think nothing of it. I've got six more at home.
Princess Fiona : What does he do?
Cinderella : The cleaning.
Snow White : The feeding.
Nanny Dwarf : The burping.
-
Princess Fiona : What are Shrek and I supposed to do?
Rapunzel : Well, now you'll have plenty of time to work on your marriage.
Princess Fiona : Gee, thanks Rapunzel, and what's that suppose to mean?
Rapunzel : Oh, come on now, Fiona. You know what happens.
[Cinderella prods Sleeping Beauty]
Sleeping Beauty : [wakes up] Huh? You're tired all the time.
Snow White : You'll start letting yourself go.
Gingy : Stretch marks.
Rapunzel : Say goodbye to romance.
[Dragon nods in agreement]
Princess Fiona : Um sorry... but how many of you have kids?
Doris : She's right. A baby is only gonna strengthen the love that Shrek and Fiona have. How did Shrek react when you told him? Tell me!
Princess Fiona : Well, when he first found out, Shrek said...
[get interrupted when Dragon alerts them]
-
Snow White : [pacing back and forth] Have we had just stayed put like I suggested, we could be sipping tea out of little heart-shaped cups...
Cinderella : [scrubbing the floor] Yeah... yeah, heart-shaped cups.
Snow White : And eating crumpets smothered with loganberries.
Cinderella : Yeah... loganberries.
Snow White : [stops pacing] Shut up, Cindy.
Cinderella : Yeah, shut up.
Cinderella's Reflection : No, *you* shut up.
Cinderella : Just stay out of this.
Snow White : Who cares who's "running the kingdom" anyway?
Princess Fiona : *I* care.
Queen Lillian : And you all should care, too.
-
Snow White : Everybody stay calm. We're all gonna die!
