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  • Apparently Paul Thomas at the height of his career felt no obligation to his loyal audience, the folks who watched his often classic Vivid Video for a couple of decades. So he used various pseudonyms, in this case "Bo Edwards" to deliver to Vivid sub-standard and insulting product, all in the service of providing a steady flow of new releases when porn was in flower.

    This purports to be a Briana Banks vehicle, but is among the worst ever to bear her name above the title. Like a few other PT debacles (e.g., "Funny Bone"), it provides humor that would have been rejected out of hand at any writers' room meeting for that old, and oft-ridiculed hit TV series "Hee-Haw". Between boring sex scenes, the cast recites dumb blonde jokes, none of them even slightly imaginative or funny. I guess the overall joke is that blonde actresses have to do the honors, with only the great Lezley Zen (misspelled "Leslie" in the opening credits) a brunette in the cast.

    Banks has plenty of XXX opportunities, but performs without the verve of either her fine acting roles, or her renowned gonzo assignments. The rest of the gals are either embarrassed or embarrassing, all in pursuit of a paycheck.

    Among the lowlights (there are no highlights) is a skit where BB tries to send a telegram, but clerk Evan Stone informs her it costs $300. Besides the fact that telegrams were out-of-date even 15 years ago when this crap was shot, the punch line of her talking into his penis as if speaking on a long-distance call is beyond senseless and hardly the stuff of which yocks are made.