David Koechner: Hershell
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Quotes
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Jean Girard : Bon. So, what if you just said: "I love really thin pancakes"? That is a fair compromise, no?
Kyle : That is a fair compromise.
Herschell : Very fair, actually.
Ricky Bobby : No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crêpes!
Kyle : That's actually a pretty good compromise right there.
Jean Girard : Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?
Ricky Bobby : You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
Cal Naughton, Jr. : [leans down to talk to Ricky in a low voice] Hey. This is just between you and me, okay? I mean, forget all these other guys. But he did give you a pretty decent out. But it's your call.
Ricky Bobby : [whispering] What do you think?
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Don't say it.
Ricky Bobby : Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!
Jean Girard : As you wish.
[He breaks Ricky's arm]
Ricky Bobby : [in pain] He actually did it!
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Cal Naughton, Jr. : Did he just say "husband"?
Herschell : Wow... Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate!
Ricky Bobby : The room's startin' to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you.
[Ricky faints]
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Ricky! Ricky! OH GOD!
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Herschell : Yeah? Well we invented the missionary position... You're welcome.
