Victoria English
Gloria Torrez (as Paula Garces)
Kristen Haas
Derek
Dax / Mother / Photographer
Morgan
Monique
Poo Poo
Kathy Johnson (as Kerri Kenney Silver)
Maxine Picker (as Amanda Lee Aday)
Babs Cohen
Trista
Tonya
Reed
Kelly
Jessica
FHM Hostess
Carmen Electra
Miss Prin
Professor Milchik
Janitor Jones
Erik
Gamsie
Gay Guy
Michael (as Justin 'Jay-1' Jackson)
Teddy the Nerd (as Sam Goldberg)
Buford Gomez
Catherine Johnson
Cute Girl #1
Cute Girl #2
DJ Clue (as DJ Clue Ernesto Shaw)
Eddie Johnson
El Gordo
Female Student (as Olympia Kriskos)
Fern
FHM Model (as Mayra Veronica)
Gamma Pledge #1
Goth Girl #1
Goth Girl #2
Goth Girl #3 (as Tania Jiminez)
Hairy Guy
Irish Girl
Irish Girl's Friend
Jock Student
Jose (as Eugenio Derbez-Gonzalez)
Judith Cohen (as Miriam Kulic)
Lisa
Mr. Haas (as JJ Wilson)
MTV Editor
Paulina Rubio
Producer
Randy
Smoking Girl #1 (as Bethany Merola)
Smoking Girl #2
Smoking Girl #3
Soda Girl #1
Tri Pi Guy #1 (as Cleveland Marcus Walton)
Tri Pi Guy #2
Tucker (as a different name)
Waspy Girl #1
Waspy Girl #2
Waspy Girl #3 (as Kristen Gustitus)
Brenda
VJ Outside FHM Party (as Jennifer Cox)
Heather
Leslie (as Alison McGinnes)
Jenny
Mary at Nude Sorority
Daisy (as Daisy Hamilton)
Gamma Girl
Girl at FHM Party
Student
Frat Guy #1
Clubber
SBU Student (as Breven Angelica Warren)
Heather (as Mickey)
Student (as Cristy Joy Slavis)
'Not' Straight Guy (uncredited)
Angel (uncredited)
Additional Voices (voice) (uncredited)
Sorority Girl (uncredited)
SBU Student (uncredited)
Older Catering Guy (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
SBU Dean Richards (uncredited)
Frat Guy (uncredited)
Goth Girl (uncredited)
Food Fighter (uncredited)
Man Getting a Swirlie (uncredited)
Paparazzi (uncredited)
Host (uncredited)
Hot Chick (uncredited)
Pretty Girl in Nightclub (uncredited)
Nicky (uncredited)
Bubble Gum Girl (uncredited)
Boyfriend (uncredited)
Samantha (uncredited)