Doc Hammer: Billy Quizboy, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, Henchman 21, Ward, Red Mantle, Dr. Girlfriend, Shoreleave, 21, Kevin, Master Billy Quizboy, Rose, Dermott, Dermott Fictel, Kevin Moppet, Monarch Henchman 1, Shore Leave, Cardholder, Additional Voices, Desmond, Mass. Pirate, Mr. Cardholder, Speedy, The Outrider, Vendata, 'The Viceroy', Additional voices, Afterburner, Brisby Drone, Charlene, Councilman 1, Councilman 1, 3, Dermot Fictel, Dr. Mrs. Monarch, Egyptian 1, Extra Pirates, Frozen Head in Hell, Giant Boy Detective, Go-Fish, Henchman 1, Holy Diver, Impossible Security Guard, Investor 1, Lady Au Pare, OCLF Footsoldier 2, OCLF Sentry 1, OutRider, Prison Guard 3, Sheila, Snake Agent, Stranger, Stripper, Sunsation, Tiny Joseph, Toaster Face, Tommy, U.S. Steel, Underground Quizboy 1, Wailing Thugs

Henchman 21 : Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.

Henchman 24 : Allegedly.

Henchman 21 : Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.

Henchman 24 : Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.

The Monarch : Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden. We never should have brought the henchmen. We're going to be the only ones there with henchmen!
Dr. Girlfriend : Killing your arch-enemy on Christmas Eve - that's a gift for me?

The Monarch : Well, I got you some stocking-stuffers too...

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