Checking Out (2005)

Laura San Giacomo: Flo Applebaum

Quotes 

• Flo Applebaum : Ted cleans when he's upset. We used to tease him just so he would clear the damn dishes.

  Dr Sheldon Henning : Barry also cleans?

  Flo Applebaum : No, Barry eats. He knows once Ted gets started, Ted won't let anybody in there, and Barry's afraid he'll starve.

  Dr Sheldon Henning : And you?

  Flo Applebaum : Shop. Eat. Cry. Sometimes all at the same time.

• Flo Applebaum : Did you know that every Jewish holiday can be summed up in nine words? They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat.

• Doorman : I love your new show.

  Flo Applebaum : So *you're* the one.

• Flo Applebaum : Whoa, a brother with a badge!

• [last lines] 

  Flo Applebaum : You want to be the best man, and the father of the bride? Is there any room at this wedding for me?

  Morris Applebaum : [chuckling]  We'll discuss it with Sheldon. But you know, you could park cars.

  Flo Applebaum : Oh gee, thanks.

  Morris Applebaum : Don't mention it. Also you could make egg creams.

  Flo Applebaum : I make 'em better than Jim Spa.

  Morris Applebaum : Hey, you stole my mind.

  Flo Applebaum : Yeah well, since you're going to be around you got plenty of time to steal it back.

• Flo Applebaum : Your blame on top of my guilt, I don't need it.

• Ted Applebaum : Ah, you want me to take Viagra, eh. Ah! It would be like raising a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  Flo Applebaum : I heard that.

  Ted Applebaum : And you'll steal it.

  Flo Applebaum : Why not, you did.