Erik the Newscaster (voice)
Luke St. Luke (voice)
Suzi X (voice)
El Superbeasto (voice)
Velvet Von Black (voice)
Dame Grace Appleton / Liza / Babs / Dolly / Joan / Gloria / Scripty / Helga Strudel (voice)
Rover / Otto / Old Man / Herbie (voice)
Trixie (voice)
Lefty / Kate / Courtney / Smelga Strudel / Betty Sue Lou (voice)
Amber (voice)
Uncle Carl (voice)
Gerard the Exterminator (voice)
Michael / Commercial Voice / Bobby Hyde / Commandant Hess / Assistant Cameraman / El Gato / Grossburger / Creature Preacher (voice)
Cigarette Girl / Bride Fronkenstein / Female Patron / Stripper in Hall / Telephone Victim / Old Woman (voice)
Mr. Fly (voice)
Joe Cthulu (voice)
Murray (voice)
Nazi Zombie (voice)
Dr. Satan (voice)
Lenny (voice)
Burt the Spurt (voice)
Nerdy Patron (voice)
Boss Rico (voice)
Bennie Redriguez (voice)
Varla (voice)
Otis Driftwood (voice)
Screaming Patron (voice) (as Roger Bumpass)
Captain Spaulding (voice)
Krongarr / Mooney McMoon / Albino Singer (voice)
Santa Baby (voice)
Morris Green (voice)
Walla Voodoo (voice) (as Christopher Smith)
Walla Voodoo (voice) (as Zachary Hanks)
Walla Voodoo (voice)