Stroker and Hoop (2004–2005)

Timothy 'Speed' Levitch: Hoop

Quotes 

• Hoop : [while being shot at by a topless woman]  What did we ever do to you, topless woman?

• Hoop : I'm Hoop and this is my partner, Stroker.

  Stroker : Detectives... not gay.

• Hoop : ...and Stroker?

  Stroker : Yeah?

  Hoop : Don't go to Chickenfinger Fiesta.

  Stroker : Why not?

  Hoop : Ron Howard made me take a dump on their buffet.