Narrator (voice)
Marie (as Églantine Rembauville)
Philip (as Staten Eliot)
Casper (as Fran Labbe)
Mrs. Sinclair
Mrs. Andrews / Voice of Mrs Sinclair
Library Girl
Hannah
Funky Girl
Cafe Girl
Wine-Throwing Girl
Rachel (as Rachel Jessica Beck)
No Sex Student
Landlord
Voice of Landlord (voice)
Spanish Teacher
Restaurant Waitress
Restaurant Waiter
Restaurant Extra / Cafe Waitress
Restaurant Extra / Classroom Extra
Restaurant Extra
Party DJ
Partygoer
Classroom Extra
Diner