Charlie Bartlett (2007)

Kat Dennings: Susan Gardner

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• Susan Gardner : What's the deal with your father?

  Charlie Bartlett : Does that really have to be the next question?

  Susan Gardner : Yes. The harder the question, the greater the reward.

  Charlie Bartlett : He's in prison. My Mom went into a pretty bad depression when he got arrested. So, uh, when he was out on bail he took me out for ice cream. He told me I had to take care of her. So, I promised him I would. And um, I've been taking care of her ever since.

  Susan Gardner : So who takes care of you?

• Susan Gardner : I guess what I'm trying to say is, it just... It kind of sucks having one parent ditch, and then the other one lose their mind.

  [pause] 

  Susan Gardner : I mean, how can I possibly hope to turn out even remotely functional?

  Charlie Bartlett : Yeah.

• Susan Gardner : [seeing Charlie for the first time]  They didn't give you a locker in the teachers' lounge?

• Charlie Bartlett : [passes a note to Susan]  Hi, I'm Charlie.

  Susan Gardner : [replies on a new piece of paper]  Yeah, I know.