Dante
Randal
Jay
Silent Bob
Teen #1
Teen #2
Counter Girl with Ear Guy
Ear Guy
Emma (as Jennifer Schwalbach)
Gawking Guy
Catholic Schoolgirl
Elias
Elias' Mom
Elias' Dad
Concerned Father
Becky
Hobbit Lover
Diner #1
Diner #2
Lance Dowds
Husband
Wife
Customer #1
Customer #2
Tumbling Customer
Sexy Stud
Kid in Window
Cop
Fireman (as Ed Janda)
Bank Manager
Pack-o-Smokes Guy
Milk Maid
Dancer
Dancer (as Christopher Martinez)
Dancer (as Nancy O'Meary)
Dancer (as Caroline Rice)
Dancer (as Misha Hamilton)
Fat Guy Dancing in Bathroom (uncredited)
Young Girl (uncredited)